The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I need a telescope, thought Schrodinger.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And I need a Schrodinger, thought the telescope.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They struck a deal.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody, who was still in the room, had watched her friends disappear into another storyline. She sighed, and resolved to get out herself.

Edited August 21, 2020 by Condensation

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid fell asleep.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hey," said X's avatar. "I'm still here."

[+Doomstick he/him]

But that was irrelevant 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Much to X's avatar's chagrin.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

There commenced a montage of X's avatar doing things alone. 

[Condensation she/her]

"Sorry, I was just out of it. I thought you had disappeared! Well, should we find a way out of here?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ate a hole in the ceiling.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was quite tasty with buffalo sauce.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But, more importantly...

[Turtle they/them]

It started raining applesauce, coffee, pancakes, and waffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In a multitude of locations.

[Vapor she/her]

Not including North Dakota.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because nobody cared about North Dakota.

[Channelknight Fadran]

South Dakota got extras, though.

[Vapor she/her]

And North Dakota stole them from South Dakota.

[Channelknight Fadran]

And so the Great Dakotan Civil War began.

[Silva]

The fighting was fierce.

[Vapor she/her]

But not too fierce

[Turtle they/them]

Suddenly, someone thought something: if the food came from the sky, how can South Dakota claim it?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The fighting redoubled.