The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

Reg grabbed the creepy talking skull and threw it out a window.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody ran outside and caught it with a dive, ruining her shirt in the process. As she walked back into the room, she glared at Reg and set the skull carefully back down on a table that appeared from thin air since she needed it. "Be nice! Just because he/she/it doesn't look or talk like you doesn't mean you can discriminate against it and throw it out a window!"

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was upset nobody triggered one of his secret plot hooks, so he gave the skull the ability to conjure fire.

[Mat he/him]

Reg cowers under the table, afraid of the skull’s new fire powers and the vengeance they might entail.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger forbids the skull from messing with his twin brother.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The skull ran away to live the rest of his days in nature.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And setting fire to all palm trees he found. He also found the rest of his body, one pain-staking bone at a time.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Buried in the sand on a deserted island.

[Kings_way he/they]

The island was Patji

[NameIess]

Nameless grabbed the skull and shoved it onto X's avatars head.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“High!” The skull said to X’s avatar, intentionally misspelling the word.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody sighed and said, "My narrator wants me to tell you to not misspell words. She won't leave me alone about it, so please don't."

[NameIess]

Nameless turned to Melody. "You're not a narrator?"

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid snuck into the room with a fake skull and swapped them out, blindfolding and gagging the skull

[Mat he/him]

Reg jumped Vapid on her way out, took back, and restored the skull in an act of redemption.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid was then tooken to jail.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The skeleton, now fully reformed, decided to take up archery.

[Kings_way he/they]

He liked to shewt things with airows.

[Mat he/him]

But he had trouble pulling back the bowstring, as he had no muscles.

No I will not spell things wrong on purpose.

Edited August 14, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, he used rubber bands.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Twang. Oh yes. The skulleton could get used to this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He robbed a nearby rubber store.

[Mat he/him]

But didn't get caught! They made him so skilled with the bow, he made it all the way to the World Championship.

Edited August 14, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Kings_way he/they]

Then he lost to King (me).

[Turtle they/them]

but then his rubber exploded in his room after getting water on it, there was ettmetal on it!