The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Shh that was definitely 3 minutes and I'm NOT staying on the computer way too long. You spelled by wrong, Matrim's Dice.

Now I'm going to bed.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Condensation

[Mat he/him]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

Shh that was definitely 3 minutes and I'm NOT staying on the computer way too long. You spelled by wrong, Matrim's Dice.

Now I'm going to bed.

*blinks* Guess I was tired. Fixed...

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped. He had just been godmodded! He hadn't been godmodded since... ever!

[Jaywalk he/him]

The world shook with this revelation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For a brief moment, a flash of red appeared- evidence of co-opted Narrative Energy.

[Mat he/him]

Luckily Regnidorhcs took back control of his Narrator to close the rift that was opening up to destroy the quest.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger had been too busy playing Sanderson Elimination (and doing IRL things) to remember what the quest was.

[Kings_way he/they]

King didn't care, and decided his quest was to make the world's largest donut.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Wow," said X's new avatar drily. "Such an important quest."

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it appeared that X’s avatar was the same blue phoenix

[Emi she/her]

So everyone were shocked.

[NameIess]

Except that X's new avatar was navy blue.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar snorted. "If you're blind, maybe." He held up a hand and wiggled his fingers. "See?"

[Emi she/her]

The only thing people saw were navy blue hands.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Emi

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Great goodness," muttered X's avatar, shaking his head. "Look, do any of you know where the girl who goes by the name of Melody is?"

[Ashbringer he/him]

"Nope," Schrodinger replied. "You all said that part of the plot had resolved itself, so I stopped looking."

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid, still in the dream world, stabs herself in the spleen, then her nose, then her newly made sandwich, which was on her foot again. She sighed, and finally stabbed her heart and her spleen at the same time. Dream world Vapid died, but real world Vapid woke up. "Does anyone have a sandwich?"

[Mat he/him]

Regnidorhcs wants an easier name to spell, and resolves to call himself Reg.

[Condensation she/her]

3 hours ago, Kings_way said:

King didn't care, and decided his quest was to make the world's largest donut.

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Wow," said X's new avatar drily. "Such an important quest."

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Great goodness," muttered X's avatar, shaking his head. "Look, do any of you know where the girl who goes by the name of Melody is?"

Melody waves enthusiastically. "Over here!!! Thanks for rescuing me from those monsters, guys! Nice new avatar, Mr. No-Name! So, we're going to make a giant donut? SO in!" She pulls flour, sugar, eggs, and assorted other items required for baking out of her backpack, including a new Bosch mixer!

[NameIess]

Nameless frowned. "If we're going to make a giant donut, then we need giants eggs. Unless you want to make a sub-par donut."

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, I don't have any of those. Do you know where to find some?"

[Kings_way he/they]

"We must travel to the land of the giant chickens." King says.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid rolls her eyes. "I could really use a sandwich. I ruined the last two by stabbing them accidentally."

[Condensation she/her]

"To the land of the giant chickens, then! Mr. No-Name, you coming? Everyone in for the quest?" Melody puts the assorted items back in her backpack and shoulders it, preparing to walk to the land of the giant chickens.

"Flame on?" Melody says confusedly.

Edited August 12, 2020 by Condensation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You can call me X," said X's avatar crisply, hopping onto the currents and beginning to float away.