The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

"Yikes," said Melody, thinking about that as she searched for the toilet paper they had been trying to find.

[NameIess]

Nameless had retired from the quest due to a need for mental recovery.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger figured that he should be upset, but he’d been monologued at while trapped in a block of ice instead of rescued so he thought he could tske it.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked Schrodinger if he was sure that the illusion was over.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody hrms and decides to check on the toilet paper roll.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger Nicrobursted everything he could sense to see if it would overload the illusions.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody finds the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll, but decides not to tell anyone because she's having so much fun.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar let out a hastily improvised war cry as he detonated multiple darkness bombs.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody takes out her notebook and writes down the war cry for later use.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She incorporated it into the counter-Melody.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was flattered.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody thinks about finger-gunning, but discards the idea when her narrator decides it's too out of character. Instead, she jazz-hands and smiles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar stands around awkwardly, uncertain of how to proceed.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody reminds Mr. No-Name of the quest for toilet paper and guiltily glances over her shoulder to her backpack, where she hid the toilet paper.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Uh, does that mean we're done?" says X's avatar, scratching his head.

[Mat he/him]

"Huh?" said George, the new guy, as he slipped on a banana peel.

[Condensation she/her]

"Wait, did you hear that?" Melody looks confused, then realizes something and hurriedly whispers to Mr. No-Name "Listen, please don't tell them, I'm having a lot of fun and I don't want it to end." She looks pleadingly at Mr. No-Name.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Condensation said:

"Wait, did you hear that?" Melody looks confused, then realizes something and hurriedly whispers to Mr. No-Name "Listen, please don't tell them, I'm having a lot of fun and I don't want it to end." She looks pleadingly at Mr. No-Name.

X's avatar looks at her with a confused expression. "...er, what?" he said.

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, I assumed that you had hear me guiltily glancing over my shoulder at the backpack, and so I compensated."

Getting off the computer, so I'll say goodnight now.

Edited August 9, 2020 by Condensation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Oh! You mean, the... you-know-what?"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt Venture nodded solemnly. It still looked ridiculous though, as he was wearing eleven fedoras on his head. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

One of them he’d stolen from Kredik Shaw.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It still had a hole in it where it had been impaled on a spike.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The fedora had been Hemalurgically spiked with Lerasium.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And whoever wore it would become Hatborn.