The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Channelknight Fadran]

Questioned by no one except the Alaskans, the America-Canada hybrid demons!

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

17 minutes ago, Nameless said:

But Canada was quickly surrounded. Meaning they were instantly defeated.

False. Canada cannot be defeated. Although it is proven that the Breadmunk nomads whose powers could not be questioned did surround them, Canada did not break. They fought the unquestionable powers with statements instead.

They also teamed up with the Alaskans.

edit: dangut! ninja'd.

Edited July 28, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

edit: dangut! ninja'd.

Don't worry. We'll forgive you.

[NameIess]

The Alaskans were mighty, but their numbers were small. They needed reinforcements in order to save Canada. So they called upon their old ally...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Hawaiians, the only other adopted child in the US family. They brought coconut bombs.

[Ashbringer he/him]

And pulled pork.

[NameIess]

But the antarctic empire was not done yet. They were not satisfied with "technically" conquering the world. They made an alliance with the Breadmunk nomads and prepared to do battle.

[Channelknight Fadran]

With Canada, Alaska, and Hawaii all teamed up, they prepared to fight the Breadmunk nomads and the Antarctic empire.

[NameIess]

The Antarctic empire's forces alone outnumbered Canada, Alaska, and Hawaii's forces by more than ten to one. With the addition of the Breadmunk nomads, the battle looked unwinnable.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But suddenly, deus ex machina happened.

[Channelknight Fadran]

And China fell from the sky, falling into the ranks of Canada, Alaska, and Hawaii

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Everyone was extremely confused.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Except the Chinese. They knew exactly what to do.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They attacked with instant noodles and rice.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The breadmunk nomads and the Antarctic Empire were caught completely by surprise.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

How kind of them. Everyone else was no longer starving.

[Channelknight Fadran]

With instant noodles, maple syrup, pulled pork, and lobsters all working together, the army managed to fend off the Antarctic Empire and the Breadmunk Nomads.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was disappointed in the lack of guacamole, so he added some guacamole.

[NameIess]

The guacamole turned the tide of the battle. Single-handedly they destroyed the ranks of Canada, Hawaii, Alaska, and China. The beleaguered forces Antarctic empire and the Breadmunk nomads took heart and charged the enemy once again.

Edited July 28, 2020 by Nameless

[Ashbringer he/him]

That wasn't what Schrodinger had in mind, but he figured that guacamole and lobster didn't go well together anyway.

[Channelknight Fadran]

The ranks of the world called "Earth" bowed before the Antarctic Empire and Breadmunk Nomads--as well as their impeccably powerful superweapon, "guac."

[theTruthshaper]

Truthwatcher arrives with nachos, and proceeds to demolish the guacamole. He offers everyone around him some.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the squid consumed them all.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Canada has nachos with syrup. It's surprisingly quency.

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald consumed those, too.