The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Emi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

He had permanent pruny fingers.

What are “pruny”?

[+Doomstick he/him]

13 minutes ago, Emi said:

What are “pruny”?

Like when after soaking your fingertips are all wrinkly

they tasted like chlorinated prunes

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And could shoot fire from their tips.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One day, Jeff decided to become a street musician.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

He played drums on the garbage cans.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Using the lids as...

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Using the lids as...

Drumsticks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Chicken drumsticks.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Chicken drumsticks.

haha yes I hoped someone would say that.

They were surprisingly more tasty than normal drumsticks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because Jeff, after all, had been raised on a healthy diet of scrap metal.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Jeff was able to make over $600,000,000 from his street performances, but unfortunately...

[dannnex male]

It was all Monopoly money. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Danex said:

It was all Monopoly money. 

Then, he got arrested for having so much Monopoly money, but luckily, someone had accidentally given him a Get Out of Jail Free card mixed in with the money.

[dannnex male]

so he got out of jail for free, as is the legal requirement. He then decided to spend his Monopoly money on...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A monopoly hotel.

[AonEne he/him]

With his monopoly on hotels, he made even more money! Real money, too. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

So much that he was able to buy his own helicopter.

Edited July 19, 2020 by DramaQueen

[dannnex male]

However, his helicopter crashed into the 4th wall and exploded, as Drama’s addition wasn’t written in Bold.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Then, Drama fixed it and everything went back to happiness.

[dannnex male]

But then Happiness went on a sabbatical.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

From overwork.

[Mist she/her]

So many people had requested Happiness' services that Happiness was overwhelmed. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That’s when Truthless started selling happiness for one dollar.

[dannnex male]

So it left and everyone was sad. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Bwahahahaha!” Truthless said, as he had successfully ninja’d Danex.