The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

With spikes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He liked to pretend to be a sea cucumber.

[Jaywalk he/him]

In the kiddie pool.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Kids would pick him up.

[AonEne he/him]

His name was Edmund. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

His favorite food was

Spoiler

HUMAN FLESH

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But only from corpses. He wasn't a murderer.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Not since that one time...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But no one liked to talk about that one time.

[dannnex male]

Except for Narrator Danex, who really really wanted to talk about that one time. 
 

In gruesome detail. 

 

also I’m pretty sure we’re talking about a rat-cucumber still 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The wererat only ate corpses, but did not mind making corpses 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was actually a bit of a Frankenstein.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was part book, it was very strange 

[AonEne he/him]

Which only made Ene love him more. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

He had a lot of spinach.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It gave him a lot of vitamins.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And suddenly he was no mere wererat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was a super wererat.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With his newfound powers, he set out to terrorize news anchors across Indonesia.

[Emi she/her]

But then he got bored with Indonesia

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And went to Australia.

[theTruthshaper]

Where he was defeated by the kangaroos

[Emi she/her]

But kangaroos had one problem

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

They bounced very slowly, so the super wererat was able to escape

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He ran into a hole and sat there.