The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

She threw popcorn at him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then unpopped corn

[Mist she/her]

Then corn on the cob.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then corned beef.

[Mist she/her]

Then a Spam sandwich. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt ate all of these happily.

[Mat he/him]

Then jumped down back to the supermarket.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Where he happily piled toilet paper in the shopping cart. 

[Mat he/him]

Preparing for the disaster he had foreseen in the future.

[Silva]

The disaster involved a shortage of kiwis.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And a very large dragonfly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

As well as Nightblood tap dancing.

[Mat he/him]

Or rather, hilt dancing.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Swordtip dancing was a complete fail as the tip kept getting stuck in the ground.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And turning everything around it to smoke.

[Mat he/him]

That created a real problem for the top layer of dirt.

[Mist she/her]

A pit slowly formed around the dancers.

[Silva]

Soon they sank out of sight.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was only a matter of time before Nightblood reached the core of the Earth...

[Mist she/her]

3 hours later ... 

[Mat he/him]

On the other side of the galaxy...

[Mist she/her]

The SHOUTY-SHOUT AGENCY!!! started a meeting. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

SO THEY SHOUTED

[Mat he/him]

VERY LOUD. THE SOUND WAVES CAUSED RIPPLES IN THE GROUND.

[Mist she/her]

Tipping the cup of BAN-ANA COFFEE!