The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus considered Gerald his archnemesis.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Even though he is a newborn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As a squid, that is. He missed being a human.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So he changed his name

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

To Pedro.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He became licorice 

[Mat he/him]

And disguised himself to hide on the snack isle of his local grocery store.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It’s been to long since I’ve posted here. Any major events I should know about?

An old lady shoplifted him.

[BringerOfLight]

Unfortunately, the spell he had cast to make himself into licorice wore out, and he turned back into a squid in the middle of the snack isle.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One poor family assumed it was a new type of snack.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald suddenly realized he was a wizard.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And casted the killing curse at the parents.

[Mat he/him]

9 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

It’s been to long since I’ve posted here. Any major events I should know about?

Probably not. The characters change so quickly it doesn't really matter... if I'm being honest I have no idea who we're narrating right now xD. I present proof:

Luckily the mother opened a time-loop portal and jumped through with her family to a strange land.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald snapped out of his evil trance in horror.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

And then snapped back into it again.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

"Squidify!"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Shouted Dr. Who Octopus, who was attempting to turn himself into a squid.

[Mat he/him]

The magic mutated, and unfortunately, Dr. Who Octopus turned himself into an orangutan. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He found it a surprisingly useful form.

[Ashbringer he/him]

He had half the limbs, but he got to keep the opposable thumbs.

... who wants to bet I can read through all of this? I've done worse rabbit holes.

... okay, I probably haven't, but I need a goal for this quarantine summer that I can pile with all my other misplaced goals try and achieve.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ashbringer said:

He had half the limbs, but he got to keep the opposable thumbs.

... who wants to bet I can read through all of this? I've done worse rabbit holes.

... okay, I probably haven't, but I need a goal for this quarantine summer that I can pile with all my other misplaced goals try and achieve.

I sustain you in your goal. Go forth. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And he could throw his archnemesis an additional thirty feet or so.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Octopusify!” Gerald the Squid yelled, hoping to get similar results.

Edited June 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But, sadly, his spell missed.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

And struck Butt Venture, who was strolling past on his midday break.