The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[theTruthshaper]

Watcher asks if this nickname is better.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading stole someone's nachos.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And was quickly punished for his heinous crime.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But he still managed to eat them.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Watcher asks if this nickname is better.

Truthless dropped all charges.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

...into the sea, causing the electrocution of forty-eleven fish.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Forty-Eleven Fish was mortally wounded

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He was rushed to the hospital.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Where they attempted to resuscitate him.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They barely managed to save him.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then a shark came flying through the window, ate Forty-Eleven Fish, and flopped back out the window into the ocean.

Edited June 11, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading stole the shark's nachos as a punishment for eating forty-eleven fish.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the shark had accidentally swallowed Forty-Eleven fish whole.

[Mat he/him]

And as such Forty-Eleven Fish was still living, if only barely, inside the shark's digestive system

Also, here is a Hemalurgic Headshot quote from page 1 of the thread, just over 2 years ago

On 4/26/2018 at 5:48 PM, Hemalurgic Headshot said:

(I doubt we could possibly have the longest thread on the forum, since Random Stuff has been around for a long time, among others. We'd need to exceed 200 pages or more.)

*laughs in 1043 pages*  

Edited June 11, 2020 by Matrim's_Dice

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then the shark was eaten by a bigger fish.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was Flytterbytter the -III

[Delightful]

4 hours ago, Matrim's_Dice said:

And as such Forty-Eleven Fish was still living, if only barely, inside the shark's digestive system

Also, here is a Hemalurgic Headshot quote from page 1 of the thread, just over 2 years ago

*laughs in 1043 pages*  

Back in Ye Olde Days threads had to be closed after about 200 pages and a new one started. Thats one Random Stuff is Random Stuff X

Excuse my rudeness, this is a continuing story thread now? But like, corrupt a wish style?

[theTruthshaper]

 

2 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Excuse my rudeness, this is a continuing story thread now? But like, corrupt a wish style?

As far as I have participated,  this thread is just pure randomness. The corrupt a wish thread is the Nightwatcher thread.

[Lunamor she/her]

4 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Excuse my rudeness, this is a continuing story thread now? But like, corrupt a wish style?

Basically it's still a continuing story, but people (including me) are quite fond of shoving the current plot off of its tracks and into a lava pit filled with chainsaw wielding sharks (both metaphorically and literally). 

Edit: Ninja'd

Edited June 11, 2020 by Lunamor

[theTruthshaper]

A bunch of dolphins in armor appear to escort away Flytterbytter the -IIIrd. "This storming fish keeps on escaping.", they said.

Edited June 11, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Lunamor she/her]

These dolphins also happened to be able to fly.

[theTruthshaper]

"Hardly", Watcher says, "These dolphins are merely swimming in the air."

Edited June 11, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Lunamor she/her]

The dolphins did the dolphin equivalent of a shrug, the air-swam away with the fish-filled shark in tow. "So long, and thanks for all the fish!" they called out.

[theTruthshaper]

Watcher asks Luna about her restaurant, "Is it at the end of the cosmere?"

[Lunamor she/her]

"This one does not require a portal to the end of time, no. It is located in Urithiru at the moment."