Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Reading requested that if he was going to be killed he would like to be buried in other's nachos.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Everyone was in awe again while watching Luna’s eulogy. So much so, that some people wished they could hurry up and have their own funeral already.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Reading decided to go ahead and die already, so people could lose their nachos.
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 And so a fourth ghost joined the funeral. Things were getting a little dicey for the funeral planners.
theTruthshaper Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Elsecaller soulcasts the air around reading into silver.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Narrator X hired them to provide funding for the rapidly growing funeral.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, The_Elsecaller said: Elsecaller soulcasts the air around reading into silver. Reading scoffed at these foolish boundaries and broke out. As punishment for elsecaller he ate their nachos.
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Nameless watched helplessly as yet another funeral broke up into petty squabbling and attendees dying of boredom (At least he was pretty sure that was why Reading died). "Another failed funeral. No one's ever going to hire me again." He sighed.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Then Narrator X came to the rescue with Subway.
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 "Thank goodness you're here!" Nameless wiped the sweat off of his brow. "Quick, set it up over at the table while I distract the guests with an activity." He rushed out into the center of the room. "All right everyone, it's time for an activity!" Wait, I don't actually have a pre-planned activity. "The activity is...." think of an activity quiiiiick, AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-I got it! "Pin the tail on the dead donkey!!" He smiled and pulled out Ene's pet donkey, which had died of sadness after Ene's death, and some spikes made of the bones of Luna's pet bunny, which had also died of despair. AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S THE LEAST FUNERAL-APPROPRIATE ACTIVITY I COULD HAVE SUGGESTED! THEIR GHOSTS ARE LITERALLY RIGHT THERE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!??! Ignoring his internal screaming, he spoke up: "Who wants to go first?
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Narrator X hired a Soother to calm Namless's nerves.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Reading munched on nameless's nachos while watching the free show. "Who needs cable when you have this?" He asked nobody in particular.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Onlookers looked on with horror as a ghost began to consume things. Their was only one logical explanation. "Withergeist!" someone screamed.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Reading grinned as he watched the chaos he was causing.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Unfortunately, at that moment the Ghostbusters showed up. 2
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 "WAIT! STOP! YOU DON'T UNDERS-" Nameless watched in horror as the ghostbusters sucked up all four of the ghosts. 1
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 An enranged audience fell on the Ghostbusters, determined to free the imprisoned spirits.
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 But the ghostbusters had recently upgraded their tanks to instantly destroy the ghosts that they captured.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Luckily, it was only a light shredding, and easily reversible with no lasting consequences.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 (edited) Reading pulled a ruin. (I am FREEE!) Edited June 9, 2020 by Shard of Reading
theTruthshaper Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 (edited) As to the Ghostbusters, Szeth comes and attacks. (Read till end) Edited June 9, 2020 by The_Elsecaller
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 X politely escorted the combatants off the premises.
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Posted June 9, 2020 Nameless congratulated Luna on her amazing cake, then quietly left the premises before Ene recovered from the shock of seeing her dead donkey and being sucked into a ghostbuster tank and almost flayed into nothingness.
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