Draginon he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 What would you wish for if you found a genie? What are your three wishes? It should go without saying that you can't wish for more wishes. You can also make a wish long and specific so that you can technically get more than three wishes. My wishes: This might be dark but I'd have my first wish be where people who partake in vices (drinking, drug use, smoking) should die instantly instead of harming others after taking them. Wish two would be to either read faster or have the world slow down around me while reading. This might make reading while traveling difficult though. Wish three would be for authors like GRRM to write as fast as Brandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Wish one would be to receive all of Brandons magic systems. Wish two would be to get to talk to Jesus (there is some stuff I want to ask him). Wish three... I dunno. I think I'd ask Jesus what he thought I should wish for as wish three... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Wish one: I wish to know what to wish for that grants me unlimited wishes, without breaking the wishing for more wishes rule. Wish two: wish the wish I wished for Wish three: by this point, I should have unlimited wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Trust me. You don't want me to find a genie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1. As @Toaster Retribution said those magics must be mine as well the ability to use them on earth. 2. I would wish for humanity to forget about and be unable to commit acts of violence against other humans. 3. A signed and inscribed 1st edition copy of every book that Brandon every has and ever will write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 (edited) My only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet Edited October 30, 2017 by The Invested Beard 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1. I'd wish for another genie lamp, with a genie inside who will willing grant me three wishes. 2. Repeat wish number one. 3. I would wish to grant the genie freedom. I would then repeat these three wishes on my ever increasing supply of genie lamps. Then I would save all the wishes for later use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Wish one: I wish to know what to wish for that grants me unlimited wishes, without breaking the wishing for more wishes rule. Wish two: wish the wish I wished for Wish three: by this point, I should have unlimited wishes. Unless the first wish requires knowledge of the inner workings of wish magic, which, being a force of magic far beyond your mere humanity, causes your mind to be instantly frayed and destroyed beyond all recognition. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 As a general rule, I avoid wishes. But for the sake of humanity, I would wish away the genie and the wishes so that no one with ill intent can access them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Ati he/him Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 I would want to make the world a better place, but just wishing for it takes away everyone's freewill. So my solution to this is.... Wish #1. Genie, I wish that the orders of the Knight Radients would be real, with spren bonding to certain people using oaths they must adhere to. This includes Orders having each of their individual surges and having the investiture to power it, but not from a highstorm. This allows that people still have free will but now have a group of people who can watch over them and protect them. Unfortunately, as we have seen, these Knights are corruptible. So they need to be watch by someone who can stop them if need be.... Wish #2. Genie, I wish that I had the ability to use all ten surges, allomancy, feruchemy, channel the Dor, be an Awakener, and never run out of investiture for any of them. Now there is only one more problem for this situation. I would now be the most powerful being on the planet and power can corrupt. So my last wish. Wish #3. Genie, my last wish is that if I ever use my powers for personal gain, harm others needlessly, or go power mad, that I would die instantly. So, that is probably what I would wish for. I might have stretched the rules of wish asking here, but it was fun to consider and write about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I would wish to always have as much money as I want, in my pocket. So I could just pull out $100 bills like nothing. I would always have as much money as I need. I would wish for addictive substances to disappear, and for them to no longer have any ill effects on people. And I would ask to become the Flash. Or, steeldancer. I would just explain what that would entail, and then I could be a SPEEDSTER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Steeldancer said: I would wish to always have as much money as I want, in my pocket. So I could just pull out $100 bills like nothing. I would always have as much money as I need. I've always wondered, for this wish, if you spend vast amounts (on a daily basis) would it be enough to cause hyper inflation and could one bear that on ones continence? It is entirely possible that am over thinking this... My wishes would be: to be a shapeshifter, invisibility (that I could turn on and off) and the ability to cure any disease with a single touch of the finger to someone. Edited November 1, 2017 by Ammanas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattig89ch he/him Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1.) To find the love of a partner (preferably a woman, but I'll take what I can get at this point). But not have it forced on someone (myself or someone else). 2.) A portal (or some other means of time travel) to the future, where I could get on a colony ship bound for a new world. 3.) To be able to learn things at an incredible rate. So that I could make myself useful on this ship, and the new colony it founds. All this said, I have to agree with @captains domon. The djin are known for turning wishes back on the wishers, making them from dreams to nightmares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper she/her Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 I mostly agree with @Captains Domon, but if I had to pick, I'd give my self all the Cosmere magics, definitely. Maybe @mattig89ch's first wish as my second, then my third would be getting rid of the genie and all other genies that may exist (if I can do that). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I don't know what I'd wish for, all I know is that my first wish would be something along the lines of "I wish that all my wishes, including this one, would be granted in the specificity that I intended with no unforeseen or unintended effects." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Id wish for more Genies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv he/him Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Money Immortality until I don't want it anymore Understanding women 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justme621 Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I would wish the genie free or to change placed with him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Life Liberty Pursuit of Happiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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