+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) So, just for fun, what are some ideas for new spren that everyone has? Here are my ideas. depressionspren (Gloomspren)((I'm special) relaxationspren Edited September 21, 2017 by ElephantEarwax 2
BlackYeti he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 poopspren awkwardsilencespren gibletishspren batmanspren I hope that these aren't too silly for you. 2
OrangeJedi he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Attractionspren Annoyancespren (is already this a thing?) Sanderspren (attracted to people reading Sanderson) also @ElephantEarwax there is gloomspren, that might be similar to depression spren 5
Nymeros Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Climaxspren : hard to fake orgasms on Roshar Silencespren : very rare, attracted by the lack of sound naturally 6
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Author Posted September 21, 2017 2 hours ago, OrangeJedi said: also @ElephantEarwax there is gloomspren, that might be similar to depression spren Thanks, I knew I was missing something.
Mulk he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 so very many possibilities... sneezespren badhairdayspren arthritisspren glacierspren (REALLY slow) stinkspren (specifically, not rot-related bad smells) beardspren (mentioned in another thread :D) 2
Mestiv he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 IIRC there was a topic like this a long time ago, but I'm too lazy to look. The most fun spren I remember is: sprenspren - If one of them appear somewhere, we have an infinite loop, flooding the world with all the sprenspren there are. also: paradoxspren - They appear only when they don't appear. 3
Steeldancer he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Nerdspren- appears in the presence of nerdouts. Looks like little nerd glasses. Eurekaspren: the spren of discovery 3
Malim he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Aspren: Attracted by repetitive head pounding sensations, but take 30 minutes to manifest. 8
The Invested Beard Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 I think we all know the silly spren I'm rooting for.
Calderis he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Hidespren: appear around people attempting not to be seen. 2
Mulk he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Calderis said: Hidespren: appear around people attempting not to be seen. Can you imagine a game of hide and seek with these things about? Hidespren AND Seekspren? Sounds like sardines might be the better game... 2
Scriptorian he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) Schrödingerspren. They are simultaneously visible and invisible until someone observes them...and my head hurts. Edited September 21, 2017 by Scriptorian 4
Isaiah Zayth he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) Invisaspren - always around and always sad to never be seen, no matter what emotion or action anyone feels or takes. Quote 8 minutes ago, Scriptorian said: Schrödingerspren. They are simultaneously visible and invisible until someone observes them...and my head hurts. Very similar, but slightly different from Treefallspren, who may make noises when they fall, but only when they know no one is around to hear them. Except for the Invisapren, who always claim to be everywhere, which either makes them a bunch of liars or the most knowledgeable spren on Roshar. Edited September 21, 2017 by Isaiah Zayth
Mulk he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Scriptorian said: Schrödingerspren. They are simultaneously visible and invisible until someone observes them...and my head hurts. technically I think they would be uncertaintyspren, though a case could be made for catspren I suppose. I hear they are fond of boxes...
Storyspren Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Metaspren: attracted to people having meta conversations about the conversation they were just having before someone went meta. 1
BrightVoid he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Distractionspren: they only appear when someone is no longer paying attention 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Sparkspren, who appear around electricity or lightning?
Hafrigado Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Hipsterspren: they were spren before it was cool HIGHspren: not to be confused with the Skybreaker ones. These spren show up around people who are high on drugs. (Alternatively Stonedspren (these might be what the Shin actually worship)) I also think that instead of Hidespren they should be called Sneakspren (I just like how it sounds better) and they should be really loud and really bright. 2
physicskid he/him Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Malim said: Aspren: Attracted by repetitive head pounding sensations, but take 30 minutes to manifest. That pun was awful. You're going to attract a chasmfeind . have an upvote.
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