Toaster Retribution he/him Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 So, I got an idea for a new forum game (yay)! It is pretty simple. The first poster posts a question similar to this: "Who would be the best tree climber, Kaladin or Hammond?" The next poster then answers the question and provides a reason as for why one of the mentioned characters would win (the more stupid the better!) Then the poster puts up a new question, with two new (or old) characters, for the next person to answer. So, here goes question: Who would make the best pizza, Vasher or Denth? 6
Fleet he/him Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Vasher because we wouldn't want any of Denth's Royal Locks getting it our pizza Who would be a better bridgeman, Miles or Vin?
King Cole he/him Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Miles, he could keep on getting hit by arrows and not care at all
Rebecca she/her Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Who'd win a pie eating contest, Raoden or Spook?
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted September 2, 2017 Author Posted September 2, 2017 Raoden, because he spent the majority of Elantris being hungry. Who would be the best football manager, Sadeas or Ruin?
Zennix he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Ruin. His team will always be No.1 in the league because all the other teams would have moved to a different planet. Who would be the better hacker, Jasnah or Khriss?
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Khriss because she has mastered the whole staying anonymous thing. Who would be the better school teacher Sadeas or Straff Venture? 1
Archer he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Straff Venture because he's used to dealing with rebellious kids having raised Elend. Who would win a staring contest, a Steel Inquisitor or TenSoon? 1
Zennix he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Steel Inquisitor. He doesn't need to blink or rest his eyes. Who is more likely to own a fast sports car, Adolin or Kelsier?
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 More accurately I think that Adolin would actually own the car while Kelsier will use a stolen/ rented car as part of a con. Who would be the best lumberjack Wayne or Teft? 2
Penumbra Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Teft, Wayne would get bored too quickly, or get into trouble with the land owner somehow. Who would be the better ballet dancer, Vin or Sarene? 1
Emerald101 he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) Vin, because pewter. Who could hold their breath longer, Adolin or Elhokar? Edited September 3, 2017 by Emerald101 spelling, punctuation 2
Chiri-Chiri she/her Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Elhokar, because Adolin is not ready for ANY long term relationship Who could get a chull as a pet, Adolin or Lopen? 8
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Author Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) Lopen. It would impress the ladies. Who would win a swimming contest, Mraize or Amaram? Edited September 3, 2017 by Toaster Retribution 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Mraize he would spike Amraam's water the night before and would win by default.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Author Posted September 3, 2017 Who would be the best stand-up comedian, Marsh or Kaladin? 1
Sunbird she/her Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Kaladin. He at least has the sass for a verbal throwdown with Shallan. Who would be more likely to win the Great British Bake-off, Wayne or TenSoon? 1
Rebecca she/her Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) TenSoon; Wayne wouldn't leave anything for the judges to eat. Who's more likely to have a garden, Vin or Serene? Edited September 3, 2017 by Rebecca 3
ryshadium90 Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 Vin, so she can remember Mare and Kelsier. Who would be that person constantly taking selfies: Dusk or Silence? 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted September 3, 2017 Author Posted September 3, 2017 Silence, to leave something behind for her daughters. Who would be the best at mathematics, Syl or Pattern?
Sami she/her Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 Pattern - just because he seems more the scholarly type Who would be better at American Ninja Warrior - Adolin or Wayne? 1
Elenion he/him Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sami said: Pattern - just because he seems more the scholarly type Who would be better at American Ninja Warrior - Adolin or Wayne? Neither, because they'd both be off in a tavern taking about their love woes. Who would be most likely to be busted for drug possession: Steris or Jasnah? 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 32 minutes ago, Elenion said: Neither, because they'd both be off in a tavern taking about their love woes. Who would be most likely to be busted for drug possession: Steris or Jasnah? Steris Wax's association with Wayne could drive her to drug use. Who is more likely to be the lead singer in a rock band Nightblood or Stick? 2
StrikerEZ he/him Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 "Nightblood and the Five Scholars' brand new album has been released!" "This is our first ever song, 'Would you like to destroy some evil?'" "After a tragic incident where one of the band members died, the band has now split up." Who would win, an all-powerful god-like being or 16 puny humans? 7
Sparkrunner he/him Posted September 4, 2017 Posted September 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said: Who would win, an all-powerful god-like being or 16 puny humans? The humans, cause all y'all brilliant sharders ken figure out a way for it to happen. Who would be the first to understand how to use the internet, Wax or Dalinar?
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