Shardmancer he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 Did you just summon a shardblade... or are you just happy to see me? 2
Delightful Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 The theft of my soul has left me breathless in despair. 1
Left he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 You just have to be worried about getting Smoked out.
signspace13 he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 The quality of the puns in this thread are d-windle-ing 3
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 The quality of the puns in this thread are d-windle-ing The progression into this state was unavoidable. We have to work twice as hard to see growth on this thread. There's already been so much awesomeness.
QuantumHarmonix he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 The topic has definitely waxed and waned, but I'm sure it'll snap back any time now.
signspace13 he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 I guess we could just store it away for later and tap it another time.
Ashiok Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 I thought that I heard Jasnah calling my name, but it must have been somebody Elsecalling. 13
Delightful Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 I believe the potential for Radiant Order jokes are relatively untapped. 1
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 I think we've danced on the edge of those, but there hasn't been any dust brought up with them. 1
Delightful Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Many of these puns have been shaped only by will, they lack true wit. 1
Ketek Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 That's because your mouths are indeed true windrunners, they run like the wind but have little substance
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Ouch. Well I don't want to Ruin anyone's Investment into this thread so I am currently working on a new rap. A... better rap. 1
Shardmancer he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Ardent you getting ahead of yourself. We need to have a badass theme song like somethign old school from Captain Planet or GI Joe for Sanderson. Run-Windrunner-Run.. ! Edited May 31, 2014 by Shardmancer
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 GO! Here we come to break the sky, running on the wind and smithing your bonds. Is that you or some one elsecalling me? Weave your light and dance on the edge, ward the stones and bring the dust. You need to see the truth before your stormfather knocks some sense in to you. We are gonna shape your will to our needs, and feed you to the chasm fiends. (I'm currently listening to Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera so what started as a theme song was Cultivated into something a little heavier than anticipated) 1
Ketek Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 GO! Here we come to break the sky, running on the wind and smithing your bonds. Is that you or some one elsecalling me? Weave your light and dance on the edge, ward the stones and bring the dust. You need to see the truth before your stormfather knocks some sense in to you. We are gonna shape your will to our needs, and feed you to the chasm fiends. (I'm currently listening to Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera so what started as a theme song was Cultivated into something a little heavier than anticipated) *Segues into chorus* YOUR BODY IS A BATTLEGROUNDDDDDDDDDDD! WHEN CHEMICALS ARE SCATTERED 'ROUND- Wait... we are listening to the same song, right? No? No? Okay *Elsecalls away*
Shadowspren he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Man... is this a pun-ishment If I were a sphere I would be Dun with these jokes 4
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Hey Ketek, that sounded like Superjoint... what was it? After a full week (7days) of 10 hour shifts my sleep schedule is Ruined and I may never be able to Preserve it.
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 I'm hungry. I better fry an egg in my pahn kahl. 3
Curiosity he/him Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Just don't get one from an Inquisitor. It might be… Oh. That joke has sort of burned out, hasn't it? 4
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 What's the opposite of an off switch? Aon switch. 3
Delightful Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) Love is Open AonDor (Frozen) Edited June 5, 2014 by Delightful 4
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Blazing white and filled with terrible energies, the swirling remnants of two dead gods? 4
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