Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 We'll have to wait and see. Unless you Trust us enough to leave and Return later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 You just Pulled me back to the computer, I was about to go get dinner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 You must tin a blind eye. Cover it with an eyepatch and desert your post! CoughcoughGazcoughcough, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 My mind was Burning for a while figuring out that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) Better your mind than your eyes! I wish Brandon's books had stable time loops. Not just because I really love those, but because it would complicate the timeline a whole bunch. Then, after hundreds of thousands of years of crazy-complicated time Shin-anigans, twisting the timeline into a freakishly overcomplicated ourobourus, I could finally tell you all that Elantris was Aons ago on the timeline. My Bones Order me to fix this! Edit: I suppose now it's time to look around Ahlstrom Square and see if we can find Pewter! I bet he has a few good puns! Edited April 17, 2014 by Stroniax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I see a pattern to these puns, ever changing, but in predictable ways. I wish I could be a herald of better things to come, but I'm afraid my cryptic speech never allowed me any honor at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think I need to shut up. *Does random lashings* There we go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 *Weaving on top of lashings* That should stop anything from disrupting the Harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Alas, but I Mist Ruin the Harmony with Wit! Unless you think to Preserve my sense of destruction by Dominion over me, in which case I think I will have to Invest you with Odious thoughts until you Shaod be taken by the Aon-noying Elantrians. Edited April 18, 2014 by Stroniax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Hey someone gave me a down vote! This has Ruined my day. I wish I could just be ridden of the silly thing. :-P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I sazed, who did that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) I'm sorry, Psymon. (I didnt do it, though!) Well, I just helped Ruin the Harmony, all to Preserve your reputation. Now, please, submit to my Dominion or I must Ruin you... Wow, I keep being Pulled back to Ruin-atious thoughts. Edited April 18, 2014 by Stroniax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 We won't let WarBreak(er) over it, that's for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) You must be Peaceful. I mean, you aren't Yolen at anyone, that's clear as White Sand. So, Shallan be off then? It seems you've yet to Return. Edited April 18, 2014 by Stroniax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Sel, I'm back now. Keep away from sharp things during your sleep or there might be nightblood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) I have Awakened, and I've been Endowed with more Slivers of Wit. Aah, quite the Riot you've got going here. I may have to Slick out. Oh, wait! Thats Alethkar you've got there. May I take it Dor a spin? Ah, it was a long shot anyway, I'm Sel-dom allowed to do things of the sort. I'm sorry, whats that? I can hardly see my hand in front if my face, let alone hear your voice. Aah, yes, the sun is very hot. I'm glad for this Ashfall, although I Shin-t say it's helpful to our health. Yes, I believe I'm being Called hy someone Else. Goodbye! ... Well hello there! Hoid say, it's been a while since I've seen you. Quite the Colors you've used in this painting of a Storm, father. Austre-ck away from any pointy Sticks, of course. You worry too much! No, stop Lirin! Tell the truth for once, please! Is that how you see me? Maybe I should make a light weaving of a new coat. Uh-oh, I think I have to go now. Bye! Edited April 18, 2014 by Stroniax 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I feel Obligated to continue, although it's starting to get as painful as ash in the eyes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkasZelda Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I have Awakened, and I've been Endowed with more Slivers of Wit. Aah, quite the Riot you've got going here. I may have to Slick out. Oh, wait! Thats Alethkar you've got there. May I take it Dor a spin? Ah, it was a long shot anyway, I'm Sel-dom allowed to do things of the sort. I'm sorry, whats that? I can hardly see my hand in front if my face, let alone hear your voice. Aah, yes, the sun is very hot. I'm glad for this Ashfall, although I Shin-t say it's helpful to our health. Yes, I believe I'm being Called hy someone Else. Goodbye! ... Well hello there! Hoid say, it's been a while since I've seen you. Quite the Colors you've used in this painting of a Storm, father. Austre-ck away from any pointy Sticks, of course. You worry too much! No, stop Lirin! Tell the truth for once, please! Is that how you see me? I think I have to go now. Bye! Sir, you are just downright poetic. I feel like I'm at a cosmere slam-poetry session. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Thats quite Soothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkasZelda Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I was inspired by you to record this quick little "rap" I think I actually forgot to say a word ahaha. BUT ENJOY.(This is all for fun, I don't take my rap artist abilities to any degree of seriousness) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Nice I'm Inquisitive about whether you do that kind of thing often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I feel Obligated to answer, but I'm Spooked so much I think I Kandra-nt a bit too much instead. So I'll just... Push that Post button.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I would have Stamped the post button, no need to be gentle. But I suppose that can be a little Snappy at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaring at the Survivor Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I hoed missed your previous post where you said "feel obligated", now I feel like I'm Returning to previously used puns! It's a Pattern! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psymon Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) I just walked straight into a stick,(they seem to be out to get me after I started slap-sticking them around) and I spren a leak from my nose. Epic fail! or is that a win? Edited April 18, 2014 by Psymon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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