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@Personification you’ve outdone yourself again. Fantastic! :lol:

9 hours ago, Personification said:

I can tell undoubted Rosharans from Threnodites and Selish men,

Was this “Undoubted” a typo or intentional? If intentional, I don’t get it. :wacko:

Posted
On ‎3‎/‎2‎/‎2017 at 2:48 PM, Haradion Drogon said:

Hurricane for Kaladin maybe?

In response to this (I know how old this is, but better late than never) as well as @Tesh's enthusiasm in response to it, I present:

"Highstorm" (As sung by Kaladin to the tune of "Hurricane" from Hamilton) WoK spoilers:

Spoiler

[Kaladin:]
In the riddens of a highstorm
There is quiet
For just a moment
A pale grey sky

When I was strung up in a highstorm
For letting the army down
I didn't drown
I couldn't seem to die

I fought my way out
Fought through all of the wind and sleet
I fought my way out
I looked up and bridge four had its eyes on me

They never let me down
They kept training
They collected sap without me
Raised enough for me to buy Rock a razor
blade and a mirror they found…

I fought my way out of Damnation
I fought my way to manumission
I was louder than the voidbringers songs
I fought for honor and I forged a Nahel bond
I fought for Highprince Kholin and defended him well
And in the face of ignorance and resistance
I fought my bridge crew’s spirits into existence
And when my prayers to God were met with indifference
I picked up a spear, I fought for my deliverance

In the riddens of a highstorm
There is quiet
For just a moment
A pale grey sky

I was young when my brother died
He was holding me
He got stabbed and he was holding me
I couldn't seem to die

[Moash:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

[Kaladin:]
I'll fight my way out…

[Moash and Ensemble:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

[Kaladin:]
Fight enemies down, far as I can see…

[Moash and Ensemble:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait… (History has its eyes on you)

[Kaladin:]
I'll fight my way out…

 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Personification said:

In response to this (I know how old this is, but better late than never) as well as @Tesh's enthusiasm in response to it, I present:

"Highstorm" (As sung by Kaladin to the tune of "Hurricane" from Hamilton) WoK spoilers:

  Reveal hidden contents

[Kaladin:]
In the riddens of a highstorm
There is quiet
For just a moment
A pale grey sky

When I was strung up in a highstorm
For letting the army down
I didn't drown
I couldn't seem to die

I fought my way out
Fought through all of the wind and sleet
I fought my way out
I looked up and bridge four had its eyes on me

They never let me down
They kept training
They collected sap without me
Raised enough for me to buy Rock a razor
blade and a mirror they found…

I fought my way out of Damnation
I fought my way to manumission
I was louder than the voidbringers songs
I fought for honor and I forged a Nahel bond
I fought for Highprince Kholin and defended him well
And in the face of ignorance and resistance
I fought my bridge crew’s spirits into existence
And when my prayers to God were met with indifference
I picked up a spear, I fought for my deliverance

In the riddens of a highstorm
There is quiet
For just a moment
A pale grey sky

I was young when my brother died
He was holding me
He got stabbed and he was holding me
I couldn't seem to die

[Moash:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

[Kaladin:]
I'll fight my way out…

[Moash and Ensemble:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

[Kaladin:]
Fight enemies down, far as I can see…

[Moash and Ensemble:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait… (History has its eyes on you)

[Kaladin:]
I'll fight my way out…

 

I upvoted that before I even read the song.

But Tein wasn't holding Kaladin. He was dead before Kal could even get to the body. Sooooo.... yeah....

Posted (edited)
On ‎1‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 7:12 PM, Tesh said:

I upvoted that before I even read the song.

But Tein wasn't holding Kaladin. He was dead before Kal could even get to the body. Sooooo.... yeah....

Honestly, I am not very proud of this one. I had to stretch the story a bit and mash some of the meter, but I felt like it needed to be done. But honestly, please suggest edits if you have any.

Edited by Personification
Posted (edited)

I enjoyed reading through this thread.

 

For some reason, I can see Moash sitting at a campfire singing "Eye of the Tiger."

 

Edit: As an aside, there are Hamiltons in my family tree. Apparently, Alexander was a core family name they used over the generations. Makes all the Hamilton references extra amusing.

Edited by TheDwarfyOne
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, TheDwarfyOne said:

It's a bit too specific to fit Kaladin perfectly, but it still reminded me of him.

Rad!

Here's the first verse of The Stormbless-ed,  sung to the tune of Hurricane:

Dyin' shouts ring out on the battlefield,
Enter Heleran in full shardplate
Kal sees him charging t'wards Amaram
Cries out "My God, he's killed my men."

Here comes the story of the Stormbless-ed,
The man that Meridas came to blame
For somethin' that he never done
Put in a prison cell, and branded he might-just-be
The Champion of the World.

Edited by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
Better formatting (wrote it on my cellphone first)
Posted (edited)

Yes, that's precisely what I was thinking of!

 

Dyin' shouts ring out on the battlefield,

Enter Heleran in full shardplate

Kal sees him charging t'wards Amaram

Cries out "My God, he's killed my men."

 

Here comes the story of the Stormbless-ed,

The man that Meridas came to blame

For somethin' that he never done

Put in a prison cell, and branded he might-just-be

The Champion of the World.

 

Three bodies from his wagon Stormblessed sees

And Heleran, a Shardbearer, moving around mysteriously

“I didn’t desert”, he says and he throws up his hands,

“I was only saving Amaram. I hope you understand.

 

“I left him bleeding,” he says “in his shards,

“Hey, why are you calling out for the guards.”

And the Brightlord calls the guards

And they arrive on the scene

With their spear-heads flashing

In the wet Rosharian night.

 

One time long ago in another battlefield

Kaladin Stormblessed and squadron fight fiercely shield to each shield

Number one contender for the Shattered Plains fight

Had no idea what kinda crem was about to go down

 

When his curse pulled him from his fantasy of good

Just like the time before and the time before that

Like when his brother Tien was laid down low

If you’re darkeyed, might as well not show up on the field

‘Less you wanna be a shield.

 

Amaram had got a partner he went by the name Sadeas

Him and his honour guard men were just out fighting around

He said, “I saw one man run away. He looked like lower dahn.

He took a red chull and left as fast-as-he can.”

 

And all of the army believed what he said.

Guard cried, “wait a minute, boys, this one’s not dead!”

So they took him to the infirmary

And though this man could hardly see

They told him he could identify the guilty man.

 

Four in the morning and they haul Stormblessed in

They took him to the hospital and they brought him upstairs

The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye

Says, “Why’d you bring him in here for? Kal ain’t the guy!”

 

  Here’s the story of the Stormbless-ed,

The man that Meridas came to blame

For somethin' that he never done

Put in a prison cell but one time he could-a been the champion of the world.

 

Four months later the slavers are in pain

Stormblessed’s in plantations fighting for his name

While Torol Sadeas is still in the killing game

And the guards are laughing with him over Kaladin’s befouled convict name

 

“Remember that desertion that happened in a war?

Remember you said you saw the getaway chull?

That’s how a man can play ball with the law!
Amaram, was it that darkeyes that you saw running that night?

Don’t forget that you are Bright”.

 

Meridas Amaram said, “I really don’t care.”

The guard said, “a lord like you could use a Shard.

We helped you with the killing job and we’re talking with Sadeas

Now you don’t wanna have to lose some face, be a weak Brightness.

 

You’ll be doing society a favour.

That son of a cremling’s brave and getting braver.

We want to put his chull in stir.

We want to pin this desertion on him.

He ain’t no Lighteyed lord!”

 

Stormblessed could take a squad out with just one spear

But he never liked it for in his heart he had one fear

“It’s honour,” he’d say, “and I do it for all.

But when it’s over I’d just as soon forget it all

 

And have some paradise

With my bro alive and the slaves all safe

Away from where the slavers trail.”

But then they took him through the fire

Where they tried to turn a Knight into a Squire.

 

All of Stormblessed’s cards were marked in advance

The trial was a cremling-farce. He never had a chance

For Amaram had no concern for witnesses – they’re duns!

To the light eyed who watched he was a revolutionary bum

 

And to the darkeyes he was just a lower dahn-er

No one doubted that he was a deserter

And though they could not prove the crime

The Bright lord said he was the one who did the deed

And the all-bright army agreed.

 

Kaladin Stormblessed falsely tried

The crime – desertion, ‘done’. Guess who testified?

Meridas, Torol, and they both baldly lied

And the Rosharians – they all went along for the ride

 

How can the life of such a man

Be in the palm of some fool’s hand?

To see him obviously framed

Couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed

To live in a land

Where justice is a game.

 

Now all the Brightladies in their havahs and gloves

Are free to drink the violet and paint out doves

While Stormblessed sits like Nalan in a ten-foot cell

An innocent man in a living hell

 

Yes, that’s the story of the Stormbless-ed

But it won’t be over ‘til they clear his name

And give him back the slaving done

Put in a wagon cell but one time he could-a been

The champion of the world.

Edited by TheDwarfyOne
Put in the re-write. Based off hoidthroughthegrapvine's original stanzas.
Posted
5 hours ago, TheDwarfyOne said:

And to the darkeyes he was just a lower dahn-er

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahha!!!! That is such a funny modification!!

5 hours ago, TheDwarfyOne said:

Kaladin Stormblessed falsely tried

The crime – desertion, ‘done’. Guess who testified?

Meridas, Torol, and they both baldly lied

And the Rosharians – they all went along for the ride

Rad, rad and rad. Really nice work @TheDwarfyOne!

Posted

Someone mentioned Hamilton, and I like TLR, so I came up with these. I felt like the 3rd song doesn't fit as well thematically, but I really liked the idea of TLR being all dubious and laughing at the end, plus I wanted to do all three songs so I went ahead and did it anyway.

The Lord Ruler as King George

Spoiler

"Just Bow Down"

Spoiler

You say

The price of my rule's not a price that you're willing to pay

You cry

In the fields you toil in all day as an overseer walks by

Why so sad?

Remember I saved the world from The Deepness that day

Now you're making me mad

Remember, despite your enslavement, I'm your man

Just bow down, on your knees

Remember you’re all inferior to me

Just bow down, time will tell

Won’t be too long till I can use the Well

The mists may rise, ash may fall

I have seen humanity through it all

And when Push comes to Shove

I will send a blood-crazed Inquisitor to remind you of my love!

 

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da…

 

You say my love is inhumane and you can't go on

You’ll find it hard to complain once half your face is gone…

And no, don't get overconfident

'Cause I’ve got a back-up continent

My sweet, Southern continent

My rule, always constant

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

 

You'll bow down like before

I won’t bother to fight in this “war"

Don’t need your love, or your praise

But I'll love you for all my undying days

If you're gone, I'll get mad

So don't throw away this thing we had

'Cause when Push comes to Shove

I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

 

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat—

Everybody!

 

[Inquisitors:]

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da da da da

Dat dat da die da

"Ruin Comes Next"

Spoiler

You say
The price of your freedom was one you were willing to pay
Insane
You cheat with the mists, now I'm leaving to go accept my fate
I'm so blue
I thought that we'd made an arrangement
When I saved the day
You were mine to subdue
Well, even despite our estrangement, I've got
A small problem for you:

Ruin comes next.
He’s been freed
Do you know how much worse he is than me?

You're on your own
Awesome. Wow
Do you have a clue on what to do now?

Ashfalls will rise
Your Empire will fall
It must be harder knowing it’s all your fault

All alone, maybe a bunker or three
When your people say they hate you
You can’t come crawling back to me

Da da da dat da dat da da da da bye da

Da da dat dat da bye da!


You're on your own…

"I Know Him"

Spoiler

They say
The crew is yielding their power and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed
Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else in the Empire who looms quite as large…

[Another spirit whispers in TLR’s ear]

Elend Venture?!
I know him
That can't be
That's that little noble who likes to read
Met him years ago
How old was he, Maybe five?
That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!
Ashfalls may rise
Empires fall
Next to Kelsier, they all look small
All alone
Watch them run
They will tear each other into pieces
Lord Me, this will be fun!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da bye da
Da da da dat dat bye ya daaaaa!
Hahahahahahahahaha

"Lord Elend Venture"
Good luck

 

*Spoilers for first Mistborn trilogy*

 

Posted
20 hours ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Someone mentioned Hamilton, and I like TLR, so I came up with these. I felt like the 3rd song doesn't fit as well thematically, but I really liked the idea of TLR being all dubious and laughing at the end, plus I wanted to do all three songs so I went ahead and did it anyway.

The Lord Ruler as King George

  Hide contents

"Just Bow Down"

  Hide contents

 

You say

The price of my rule's not a price that you're willing to pay

You cry

In the fields you toil in all day as an overseer walks by

Why so sad?

Remember I saved the world from The Deepness that day

Now you're making me mad

Remember, despite your enslavement, I'm your man

Just bow down, on your knees

Remember you’re all inferior to me

Just bow down, time will tell

Won’t be too long till I can use the Well

The mists may rise, ash may fall

I have seen humanity through it all

And when Push comes to Shove

I will send a blood-crazed Inquisitor to remind you of my love!

 

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da…

 

You say my love is inhumane and you can't go on

You’ll find it hard to complain once half your face is gone…

And no, don't get overconfident

'Cause I’ve got a back-up continent

My sweet, Southern continent

My rule, always constant

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

 

You'll bow down like before

I won’t bother to fight in this “war"

Don’t need your love, or your praise

But I'll love you for all my undying days

If you're gone, I'll get mad

So don't throw away this thing we had

'Cause when Push comes to Shove

I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

 

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat—

Everybody!

 

[Inquisitors:]

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da

Da da dat dat da die da!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da die da da da da

Dat dat da die da

 

"Ruin Comes Next"

  Hide contents

 

You say
The price of your freedom was one you were willing to pay
Insane
You cheat with the mists, now I'm leaving to go accept my fate
I'm so blue
I thought that we'd made an arrangement
When I saved the day
You were mine to subdue
Well, even despite our estrangement, I've got
A small problem for you:

Ruin comes next.
He’s been freed
Do you know how much worse he is than me?

You're on your own
Awesome. Wow
Do you have a clue on what to do now?

Ashfalls will rise
Your Empire will fall
It must be harder knowing it’s all your fault

All alone, maybe a bunker or three
When your people say they hate you
You can’t come crawling back to me
 

Da da da dat da dat da da da da bye da

Da da dat dat da bye da!


You're on your own…

 

"I Know Him"

  Hide contents

 

They say
The crew is yielding their power and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed
Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else in the Empire who looms quite as large…

[Another spirit whispers in TLR’s ear]

Elend Venture?!
I know him
That can't be
That's that little noble who likes to read
Met him years ago
How old was he, Maybe five?
That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!
Ashfalls may rise
Empires fall
Next to Kelsier, they all look small
All alone
Watch them run
They will tear each other into pieces
Lord Me, this will be fun!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da bye da
Da da da dat dat bye ya daaaaa!
Hahahahahahahahaha

"Lord Elend Venture"
Good luck

 

 

*Spoilers for first Mistborn trilogy*

 

Yes!  :D  These are fantastic!  King George's songs are my favorites from Hamilton so I'm super excited someone did them (:

Posted
On 12/5/2017 at 5:55 PM, elinox said:

For Breeze "We're in the Money" from 42nd Street. 

I accept.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Nobody has posted here in a While, but the time has come for us to rise again. Speaking of which, this one contains a DA shoutout:

OB Spoilers

Spoiler

"Killer Queen" to the tune of the song with the same name by Queen

She keeps a broam of diamond
In the safepouch of her dress
'I’m perfectly safe,' she says
And not out of errorgance
A built-in remedy
For backbreaker the deadly
At anytime you’ll never find her
Without Stormlight

Tallew rice and Chicken breast
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Jasnah, she’s super mean
Soulcaster with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Walked into the DA alone
Turned cookie salesmen to stone
Wanna scone?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a brightness
Met a spren from Shadesmar
We don’t know what her oaths are
An Inkspren named Ebony
Now gives her all advice

Perfume came naturally from Emul
In war she’s really no fool
Can turn her foes into rice

She's a Killer Queen
Jasnah, she’s super mean
Soulcaster with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as gentle as
Helpful as a good teacher
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily showing fear
Because Voidbringers are alive, live
They’re all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Jasnah, she’s super mean
Soulcaster with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Walked into the DA alone
Turned cookie salesmen to stone
Wanna scone?

You wanna scone

 

 

  • 3 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
On ‎3‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 4:01 PM, Wyndlerunner said:

Quite a few of these are more catchy than the original! 

Thank you. And now, because it has been WAY too long since I posted something new:

Minor to moderate (YMMV) Mistborn WoA spoilers:

Spoiler

"She's Always a Women to Me" (Sung as a duet by Zane and Elend  to the tune of the song with the same name by Billie Joel)

Zane

Elend

Both

 

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me

 

She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free

Yeah she steals like a thief but she's always a woman to me
 

Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes her mind

 

And she'll promise you more than the Well of Ascension
Then she'll carefully cut you if you lose attention
But she brings out the best and the worst you can be

Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me
 

Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes her mind

 

She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool

But she can't be defeated, at least not by me
And the most she will do is shoot boxings at you

But she's always a woman to me

 

Posted

An adbridged Red and Black from Les Mis, spoilered for length

Spoiler

 

Dalinar: Adolin you're late! What's wrong today? You look as if you've seen a ghost.
Some orange wine and say what's going on!


Adolin: No ghost to say... Just saw my BAE.
Turns out I LIKE my fiance.
She really has such GORGEOUS hair.

Sadeas:
I am agog!
I am aghast!
Is Adolin in love at last?
I have never heard him `ooh' and `aah'
He has a new girl every week,

And wanderin eyes to havoc wreak
It's always talk in all the camps!

 

Dalinar:
It is time for us all
To decide to get a spren...
Do we listen to gossip in all of the warcamps now?
Have you asked of yourselves
What's the surge you might get?----
Is this simply a thing
that you all can forget?
The colors of the world
Oh! Zahel wants a duet.

 

Adolin: RED -

Zahel: They're talking about colors!


Adolin: ...B-BLACK  

Zahel: I finally feel such bliss!


Adolin: RED?  

Zahel: I want to make metaphors!


Adolin:  What?

Zahel: I really miss Nalthis!

 

Dalinar:
Adolin, you're no longer a child
I do not doubt you mean it well
But stop yelling in all uppercase!
You're gonna need to break your soul
To bond a spren should be your goal
Stop being distracted by her face!


 

 

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