Random Stuff X: Something Weird

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Things I overheard the jumping coach say while running my distance workout:

1: If you don't do this right, if you don't do what I'm telling you, 2 things will happen. 1: You will come up  short, miss the pit, you will fall on the ground, and it will hurt like hell. 2: I will point and laugh at you. I'm just that kind of guy.

2: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and Shin Splints. Don't exist.

I am very glad he isn't my coach.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

*shameless advertising* Guess who finally got around to posting something on the gallery?

It's kind of stupid, but I was giggling the whole time I drew it. 乁(ツ)ㄏ 

[Oversleep]

LEGION.

dammit, I want the next episode. Now.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

@Deliiiiiightful I have no words. The awesomeness of this Purim costume has left me in silent awe.  

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Oversleep]

Wow, exercise really does make a lot of difference

Edited March 11, 2017 by Oversleep

[Left he/him]

Just got home from watching Kong Skull Island, and it was pretty sweet. Like, it's Really awesome. If you enjoy action films at all, adeventure films at all, or nostalgia pieces, go see it. 

[Quiver he/him]

14 hours ago, Left said:

Just got home from watching Kong Skull Island, and it was pretty sweet. Like, it's Really awesome. If you enjoy action films at all, adeventure films at all, or nostalgia pieces, go see it. 

Ooh, glad to hear that. I'm planning on going to see it tomorrow night, so good to hear that the Monsterverse is off to a better start than the DCEU.

[Delightful]

20 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

@Deliiiiiightful I have no words. The awesomeness of this Purim costume has left me in silent awe.  

 

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I SAW THAT!

but what's he even riding on, a motorised skateboard? 

Actually there was a guy who did that a couple years back (same guy?) as Aladdin on his carpet. 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

40 minutes ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

I SAW THAT!

but what's he even riding on, a motorised skateboard? 

Actually there was a guy who did that a couple years back (same guy?) as Aladdin on his carpet. 

I tried to figure that out when I saw the Aladdin costume. 

Maybe he's being carried along by the magic of his incredible costume?  

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

I tried to figure that out when I saw the Aladdin costume. 

Maybe he's being carried along by the magic of his incredible costume?  

Maybe. It is the Holy Land after all. Strangers things have happened.

Theres also Jon Snow White and this woman who was on leave from army service, taking not-a-damsel-in-distress to new levels. 

Edited March 11, 2017 by Deliiiiiightful

[firstRainbowRose she/her]

Join, please! Twitch.tv/basstrace

Josh, little wilson, and I are playing jack box games.

 

We've called it for tonight, but hopefully can do it another time.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

PUBLIC ALERT: 

Honking at a girl walking her dog is Not Funny. You will scare the dog and leave the girl rattled and angry. This is not flirting. This is not cute. This is just being a cremhole. 

[Kobold King he/him]

56 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

PUBLIC ALERT: 

Honking at a girl walking her dog is Not Funny. You will scare the dog and leave the girl rattled and angry. This is not flirting. This is not cute. This is just being a cremhole. 

 

That is flirting in the way kicking sand in a girl's face on the playground is puppy love.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

PUBLIC ALERT: 

Honking at a girl walking her dog is Not Funny. You will scare the dog and leave the girl rattled and angry. This is not flirting. This is not cute. This is just being a cremhole. 

He... honked at you? He can't have been honking at you!? No sane man would dare do that! How dare he! I... I'm going to rant at my wall about the stupidity of  any man who dares honk at a female for the next hour. Then I think I'll try to post in Salem. It's been a few months...

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles, I sincerely apologize for the stupidity of those that share my gender that do such things, whom you suffer almost daily. Please, I beg you, forgive us.

Edited March 12, 2017 by ShadowLord_Lith

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

15 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

He... honked at you? He can't have been honking at you!? No sane man would dare do that! How dare he! I... I'm going to rant at my wall about the stupidity of  any man who dares honk at a female for the next hour. Then I think I'll try to post in Salem. It's been a few months...

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles, I sincerely apologize for the stupidity of those that share my gender that do such things, whom you suffer almost daily. Please, I beg you, forgive us.

On the upside, that's the first time it's happened to me since moving here. I think the parade today might've had something to do with that—it probably drew out all the cremholes to partake in the holiday atmosphere by doing what cremholes do best, because it actually happened twice on the same walk.  

Edit: I know that not all guys do that—most of the guys I've met will flirt awkwardly or just ignore me. It's a minority who choose to be cremholes, and thank you to those who choose to be decent.  

Edited March 12, 2017 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[+Slowswift]

I went on a eight-mile hike yesterday, which I think is more than I've hiked in several years, maybe even in my whole life. So I'm proud of that. Also, the slot canyons were absolutely gorgeous, and the weather was amazing.

But now my knees, shoulders, and hips hurt like Braize. Like, it literally hurts even just getting up from a chair.  

Edited March 12, 2017 by Slowswift

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

The more I work with the public, the more I believe that some people WANT to get angry and will invent reasons to do that. 

[marsoupial they/them]

32 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

The more I work with the public, the more I believe that some people WANT to get angry and will invent reasons to do that. 

This is pretty true overall, I think. 

[Sunbird she/her]

@bleeder is right, unfortunately. Some people are just trolls IRL.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Alas, some dictate to be trolls everywhere.

[Delightful]

6 hours ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

On the upside, that's the first time it's happened to me since moving here. I think the parade today might've had something to do with that—it probably drew out all the cremholes to partake in the holiday atmosphere by doing what cremholes do best, because it actually happened twice on the same walk.  

Edit: I know that not all guys do that—most of the guys I've met will flirt awkwardly or just ignore me. It's a minority who choose to be cremholes, and thank you to those who choose to be decent.  

What parade?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

8 minutes ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

What parade?

A Saint Patrick's Day parade. 

[Quiver he/him]

3 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

A Saint Patrick's Day parade. 

See, I thought that was what you meant. But St Patrick's day is on the 17th.

(I know that because I'm working that night shift. What joy that shall be!)

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

44 minutes ago, Quiver said:

See, I thought that was what you meant. But St Patrick's day is on the 17th.

(I know that because I'm working that night shift. What joy that shall be!)

Heh. Here in NOLA I'm learning that parade-worthy holidays are stretched out over several days or even weeks. Today's parade was just the first.

[StrikerEZ he/him]

If the world was ending in 7 days because of an asteroid, what would you do?

That's one of my many weird shower thoughts.