Djarskublar he/him Posted October 19, 2016 Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, the Light of gems sucks in YOU! 1
Elenion he/him Posted October 19, 2016 Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Shardplate poop in you! 6
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 19, 2016 Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, the bridge carries YOU! In Soviet Roshar, the food soulcasts YOU! In Soviet Roshar, forum post YOU! In Soviet Roshar, cold catches YOU! 1
Rasarr she/her Posted October 19, 2016 Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, beginner Radiants are hunting down Nale! Also in Soviet Roshar: gemhearts harvest you! 3
Yata he/him Posted October 19, 2016 Posted October 19, 2016 In Soviet Roshar Humans are better singer than Listeners 2
Archer he/him Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, you have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Roshar Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have. 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 In Soviet Roshar the Nightwatcher comes to You!! In Soviet Roshar the truth watches You!! In Soviet Roshar shardblades summon You!! 2
CrazyRioter she/her Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Artwork scratches Shalash's eyes out. 7
Weltall Posted January 23, 2018 Posted January 23, 2018 How did I miss this the first time around? Oh well. In Soviet Roshar, Thrill feels you! In Soviet Roshar, Highstorms hide from you! In Soviet Roshar, Gloomspren attract Kaladin! In Soviet Roshar, Grass thinks you are stupid! In Soviet Roshar, there is no Stick! 4
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Stormlight inhale you! In Soviet Roshar, Stick wields Shardfork! In Soviet Roshar, Relu-na lives on top of the Reshi!
Vogelsang he/him Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, gravity lashes you! 1
Vogelsang he/him Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, the Edge Dances you. 1
Vogelsang he/him Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Wyndle believes Lift is a void bringer. 2
+Ed Venture Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Windle doesn't grow chairs. In Soviet Roshar, Windle is a voidbringer. In Soviet Roshar, Windle hits people.
Arash.F he/him Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Vasher (Zahel) always wears trendy suits
Varenus Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Ghostbloods infiltrate YOU. In Soviet Roshar, Oaths say YOU. In Soviet Roshar, Rhythms attune YOU. 1
lu-tze Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 56 minutes ago, Varenus said: In Soviet Roshar, Oaths say YOU. Perhaps 'Oaths break YOU' ? 5
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper she/her Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/5/2018 at 11:32 PM, lu-tze said: Perhaps 'Oaths break YOU' ? This is the most terrifying thing I've ever read on this site. 2
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 In soviet Roshar, Odium is Dalinar’s Champion. 1
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