Random Stuff IX: Rogue Admins

[Delightful]

8 hours ago, Oversleep said:

Everytime I have a realization about Cosmere I''m admiring it more and more.

I fell into the rabbit hole about year and half ago and started digging a year ago. How deep does it go? Every time I start thinking I'm getting the hang of this I realize something which just shows me how much more there is.

EDIT: WoB digging is far more interesting than casual wiki walks.

EDIT2: Ok, by that point I should've already painted "There's always another secret" on the ceiling so that everytime I wake up and fall asleep I'm reminded of that. Did you know it's possible to pass a Nahel bond like a Seon can be Passed?

What? How? Source?

[Kobold King he/him]

* Town newspaper describes a congressman coming to speak *

 

"Hey, I know him!"

"...how do you know a U. S. congressman?"

"He yelled at me at town hall."

"...why did a U. S. congressman yell at you personally?"

"I told him his science was bad and he should feel bad."

[Delightful]

19 minutes ago, Kobold King said:

* Town newspaper describes a congressman coming to speak *

 

"Hey, I know him!"

"...how do you know a U. S. congressman?"

"He yelled at me at town hall."

"...why did a U. S. congressman yell at you personally?"

"I told him his science was bad and he should feel bad."

Good for you!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

32 minutes ago, Kobold King said:

* Town newspaper describes a congressman coming to speak *

 

"Hey, I know him!"

"...how do you know a U. S. congressman?"

"He yelled at me at town hall."

"...why did a U. S. congressman yell at you personally?"

"I told him his science was bad and he should feel bad."

Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer reading posts from Kobold King. 

What we have witnessed is the birth of a superhero. The Marvelous Meme Man. Fearlessly facing down fallacious facts with memes. 

Cherish this moment, for it comes but once in a lifetime. 

[Kobold King he/him]

7 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer reading posts from Kobold King. 

What we have witnessed is the birth of a superhero. The Marvelous Meme Man. Fearlessly facing down fallacious facts with memes. 

Cherish this moment, for it comes but once in a lifetime. 

 

[Edgedancer he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kobold King said:

 

 

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So...you're going to eliminate yourself by dying from over exhaustion during your training montage?

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Spoiler

*cries from sheer accuracy*

In other news, I went to a dance last night! It was great. It was outside in freezing point weather, the music was fun even if they weren't able to play any of my requests, and I made a new record on "number of slow songs spent alone." All of them! 

Though, honestly, I actually did have fun.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

13 minutes ago, The Honor Spren said:

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*cries from sheer accuracy*

In other news, I went to a dance last night! It was great. It was outside in freezing point weather, the music was fun even if they weren't able to play any of my requests, and I made a new record on "number of slow songs spent alone." All of them! 

Though, honestly, I actually did have fun.

Spoiler

It'd be a good party….so long as you could keep the Dark Tumblrarians away. You know. The ones who gang up on people who like a character for the wrong reasons or pop into random conversations uninvited to shout "I'M TRIGGERED!!!!1!!!1111!!!"  

Glad the party was fun.  

[Zathoth]

6 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:

URGENT UPDATE FROM THE HOSPITAL.

THE OLD WOMAN I VOLUNTEER WITH JUST TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW SHE GROWS POT IN HER BACKYARD.

SHE FEEDS IT TO HER PARROTS AND WATCHES THEM GET HIGH.

WHAT THE HELL.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.

First couple thoughts

"WHAT THE ****"

"This explains everything."

"That is so weird I need to steal it."

[marsoupial they/them]

13 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:

URGENT UPDATE FROM THE HOSPITAL.

THE OLD WOMAN I VOLUNTEER WITH JUST TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW SHE GROWS POT IN HER BACKYARD.

SHE FEEDS IT TO HER PARROTS AND WATCHES THEM GET HIGH.

WHAT THE HELL.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.

What... What the storm?! 

What the actual storm?!

Edited November 13, 2016 by bleeder

[Edgedancer he/him]

28 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:

URGENT UPDATE FROM THE HOSPITAL.

THE OLD WOMAN I VOLUNTEER WITH JUST TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HOW SHE GROWS POT IN HER BACKYARD.

SHE FEEDS IT TO HER PARROTS AND WATCHES THEM GET HIGH.

WHAT THE HELL.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.

My first thought was making a joke about she didn't even offer you anything.

But yes, what the storms?!

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Cognizantastic said:

"I fed some to my rabbit, but he didn't act any different"

*screams internally*

WHAT IS THIS.

[Mistbornwithakitty she/her]

Is this a live conversation? Because oh my gosh this is hilarious.  XD

Edited November 13, 2016 by Mistbornwithakitty

[Delightful]

Oh my. Does that count as animal cruelty? Does she live in a state where it's legal? 

Oh my goodness just whaaaat

[ThirdGen]

12 minutes ago, Delightful said:

Does that count as animal cruelty?

Only if it's cruel to be... kiiiiind.  <reggae music plays>

[Oversleep]

I hate to interrupt this lovely conversation, but @Delightful asked for source and I found it and it's hard to do it cause theoryland's tags... well, I have bad things to say 'bout them. I'm not looking for it again.

Here you go.

[Sunbird she/her]

Have y'all heard about the earthquake that hit New Zealand earlier today? Pretty big one, apparently, like over 7.0 on the Richter scale. The articles I've read so far don't mention any deaths as of yet, but it's caused some large waves.

[Delightful]

22 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

I hate to interrupt this lovely conversation, but @Delightful asked for source and I found it and it's hard to do it cause theoryland's tags... well, I have bad things to say 'bout them. I'm not looking for it again.

Here you go.

Awesomeness. Thank you.

[Kobold King he/him]

41 minutes ago, Cognizantastic said:

In other news, "Future Senator" Wilk won the election.  

...I was really hoping that I would get to call him "Currently Unemployed" Wilk.  

edit: Oh, and @Kobold King, can you please regale us with the more complete tale of your scientific roasting of the fallacious congressman? It promises to be excellent, I think.

 

I dunno... at the moment I describe what specifically happened I cease to sound politically neutral. As it is now, everyone can hear me say this and imagine their least favorite politician getting red in the face over whatever issue they like. The moment I specify who it was or what they were arguing I run the risk of ruining it for someone who actually agrees with this politician.

[marsoupial they/them]

2 hours ago, Delightful said:

Oh my. Does that count as animal cruelty? Does she live in a state where it's legal? 

Oh my goodness just whaaaat

It's called cannabis, not can't-abis. 

*cue Bob Marley* 

1 hour ago, ThirdGen said:

Only if it's cruel to be... kiiiiind.  <reggae music plays>

A Reggae beat started playing in my head when I read this. Congratulations.

1 hour ago, Nightbird said:

Have y'all heard about the earthquake that hit New Zealand earlier today? Pretty big one, apparently, like over 7.0 on the Richter scale. The articles I've read so far don't mention any deaths as of yet, but it's caused some large waves.

Sheesh. I had not heard of this. That's terrible; poor New Zealand. Must have been ewe-mungous.

[Kaymyth she/her]

1 hour ago, Kobold King said:

 

I dunno... at the moment I describe what specifically happened I cease to sound politically neutral. As it is now, everyone can hear me say this and imagine their least favorite politician getting red in the face over whatever issue they like. The moment I specify who it was or what they were arguing I run the risk of ruining it for someone who actually agrees with this politician.

But...but...but...SCIENCE!

(Just promise me that Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson would be proud of you.)

[Straw he/him]

@bleeder Breaking news: Trump just said in a live interview that he will not oppose marriage equality.

[marsoupial they/them]

3 minutes ago, Straw said:

@bleeder Breaking news: Trump just said in a live interview that he will not oppose marriage equality.

I mean, Pence will, but it's good that The Donald won't. 

I love that I'm the one you mentioned when this came up

Edited November 14, 2016 by bleeder

[Kobold King he/him]

3 minutes ago, Straw said:

@bleeder Breaking news: Trump just said in a live interview that he will not oppose marriage equality.

 

"An unknown benefactor of the LGBT community appears to have informed him that Martian nuclear weapons on the Moon were a more pressing problem deserving of his concern, diverting the President-elect's attention from the subject for the time being."

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

7 minutes ago, Kobold King said:

 

"An unknown benefactor of the LGBT community appears to have informed him that Martian nuclear weapons on the Moon were a more pressing problem deserving of his concern, diverting the President-elect's attention from the subject for the time being."

"And now, I take you to the weather."