Wayne Trades!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

This'll make a great bandana!!!

I trade mysterious cookie I found in the bread bin

[Rasarr she/her]

Whatever was in that cookie, it returned me to the land of the living. Phew!

I trade a set of four fancy hats.

Edited June 24, 2016 by Rasarr

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Ahh, people never understand the beauty of hats, one could be perceived as someone else or give a lot of different expressions just by the hat they are wearing. I will be sure to use these.....to my advantage

I trade this jug of water I filled

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Great, its hot outside.

I trade a confused owl.

 

[SamsonSeaBorn]

Thanks! Now I can finish stuffing my feather pillow. 

 

I trade a freshly shaved hobo beard. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

12 hours ago, SamsonSeaBorn said:

Thanks! Now I can finish stuffing my feather pillow.

Storms boy, what do you do in your free time?

12 hours ago, SamsonSeaBorn said:

I trade a freshly shaved hobo beard. 

Burn it before the beardspren take over your mind as well!!!!!

I trade in my amazing collection of cards (All of them rare and collectible, from Magic, Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh, Beast Quest and innumerable other sources)

Edited June 25, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant

[mirahound she/her]

Sweet, I know a great place to trade them!

I trade in a new pair of heeled boots (turns out they weren't my size).

[emilylime she/her]

hmm, they're a little big on me, but I've heard that over on Roshar oversized boots are the latest fad. 

I trade in my second chocolate fudge poptart. I can never eat both of them...

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Great! I couldn't eat a second one either! 

You can have the box of pop tarts i was about to open.

[StormingTexan he/him]

Edit: I was Ninjaed but mine still works.

 

That will go great with the bottle of red I found in the bottom of the chull cart.

 

I trade my fresh out of the mailbox Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. 

Edited July 1, 2016 by StormingTexan

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Great! I always wanted to know how to use Soulstamps!

 

Here have this Honorspren i found lying around

[Quiver he/him]

I thought honorspren were supposed to be intelligent and articulate! All this one does is buzz around saying "Hey!" and "Listen!"

Here, someone can take this Nightblood. I have too many annoying voices in my head already now...

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

Thanks, I already have two Type IV awakened entities talking in my head. How bad can a third one be?

I trade in a rotspren.

[Stranker]

I'll trade in Mars.

[StormingTexan he/him]

Mars sounds great I'll bring a bag of potatoes. 

 

I will leave this half eaten Snickers bar. 

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Aw, I don't snicker half as much eating this!

I'll trade in this guy named Hoid. I don't think he's very useful

[Irkutsk he/him]

Great, he can carry the shovel for me. Handy!

I'll trade this bowl of cherry pits.

[StormingTexan he/him]

Sounds better than the Pits of Hathsin I'll take them!

 

I'll just leave this almost 100% accurate replica of Flash Gordon's ray gun. 

[Rasarr she/her]

Oh gods, this is awesome! I must trade something equally awesome in return. So...

I trade Lift, with a spren attached.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

I pry off the spren and throw it away. Thanks, I always wanted someone to make food for!

You can have this dragon I found

[StormingTexan he/him]

Edit Ninjed again!

 

Great I'll name him Temeraire! 

 

I'll leave my extremely rare black with white striped zebra (In case you don't know only 1 in 1000 are black with white stripes the rest are white with black stripes). 

Edited July 1, 2016 by StormingTexan

[Physicist of the Cosmere she/her]

Perfect. Now I have a noble beast I can ride into battle. Ryshadiums are getting out of style anyway.

In return I leave this wooden training lightsaber, *buzzz* and *whooszhs* sounds not included.

[nmgrgtna he/him]

Great, you can never have too many long, wooden things that are used for smacking!

I offer a chandilere that has fallen 16 times.

[StormingTexan he/him]

Only 16 times? That's half new I'll take it!

 

I trade six bazooka gum wrappers. One still containing gum. 

Edit: Upon closer inspection the one containing gum was just a cherry starburst. 

Edited July 3, 2016 by StormingTexan

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I'll just stick them with the remaining piece of gum to the bottom of my school desk

I'll trade in my steam account