Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here's the other half.

I have a zombie cat named Fred.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's a slightly burnt copy of Fahrenheit 451 with half the pages missing

I have an empty fire extinguisher 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

here's a butcher's knife.

 

I have a snapdragon. (his name is trevor.)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a butterfly. (his name is Trevor Jr.)

I have a stick of butter.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Here’s a hot knife.

I have cheap garbage.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I will give you sixteen and a half soccer balls.

Who wants my Tome of Worm Smushing?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Here, have a rotten potat

I have a VHS of the LEGO Movie

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a thermonuclear warhead.

I have thirteen chickens.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a dozen ducks.

I have a platypus plumber.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I will give you an elephant electrician.

I have a fifty year old Soony Pup.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, take this sinister bookmark!

I have a pearl necklace.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a ring pop!

I have a white rabbit who lives in a cave.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Have a holy hand grenade!

I have a crown made of fool’s gold.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s some Copper for Idiots (TM).

I have an alligator clip.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here's a butterfly clip!

I have a hemallurgic spike...

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Trade you for a feruchemical metalmind. 

I have two flat tortise shells.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a beach ball colored to look like a zebra.

I have death muffins.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have some life carrots.

I have a haunted mirror. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Here’s some silver!

I have your shoes.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Thanks, have my socks.

I have a handful of mushrooms of dubious origin.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

here, 1,000 poké

 

I have a shiny eevee that's stuck mid-evolution to espeon. he's very violent.

[Lunamor she/her]

Have half of a dollar bill.

I have a Union Jack.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a visit from Uncle Sam.

I have a strange glowing green goo of mysterious origin.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

have a rusted folding chair

I have an old Mac keyboard missing only the vowel keys and the number 7

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a fond pat on the head.

I have some shed snake skin.