Wayne Trades!

[MrMarksman108]

i will take that and give you a even more boring math class

i have a bad grade 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I'll take that and give you a perpetual motion machine.

Would anyone like an English longbow?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

5 hours ago, phillycheesesteak said:

I'll take that and give you a perpetual motion machine.

Would anyone like an English longbow?

There's no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. I trade it for a stout four foot stick.

I have this yo-yo. It's green.

[MrMarksman108]

I'll take that and give you a kingdom of ants i found in my back yard (they bit me so i don't care much for them)

i have a empty brown spot where an ant pile used to be

[Telrao she/her]

Hmmm... I'll give you a bar of gold for that!

I have... eNSlAvEd WaTEr

[Cinnamon]

I'll trade you an average biology class for that.

I have got a purple botttle cap

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I will give you a blue sleeve.

I have ice juice.

[Cinnamon]

Do you want half a shoelace for it?

I have a boxing with a bullet hole in it

Edited March 9, 2023 by Cinnamon

[Telrao she/her]

OOooo..... Have a golden spoon for that!

I have... the absence of substance...

[Immortal Platypus]

I've been searching for days! You can have this diet water.

I have a pound of sugar-free glucose.

[MrMarksman108]

I'll take that and give you my wi fi router

I have a broken crayon  

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I think this is worth a couple of dirty green pictures of Benjamin Franklin.

I has a bucket.

Edited March 10, 2023 by Sequence

[Telrao she/her]

You can has a feesh in return for da bucket!

*holds out muffins*

[MrMarksman108]

oooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!! muffins i will give you my only friend my dog

i have a puddle of my tears 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hmm... I'll swap you this shiny metal watch. It's yellow, so it must be rotten.

I have a lot of zoo animals.

[Wittles he/him]

I'll take that! You can have this snail on a rusty hammer!

I have a big box of melted crayons

[aetherbound he/him]

I'll trade you this pile of dogs for it

Who wants a cultivationspren

[Cinnamon]

hey, that sounds neat-o! I'll give you my lucky banana that is so lucky it's gone brown! 

anyone wanna trade for this giant crystal chandelier I found? It doesn't fit the vibe I'm going for in my house but who knows it might be the bees knees in yours!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

That's pretty good, I'll give ya a rotten fish for it, great for keeping unwanted guests away!

I got this odd sword, it keeps telling me to destroy evil. Anyone want the lil bugger?

Edited June 12, 2023 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Added bugger, because Wayne.

[PyroPhile]

I like destroying evil too. Have a durian.

Does anyone want these two chunks of U-235?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Sure! *switches it for a moldy banana* What's fair, right?

Ya know, I got this nice lil totem I nicked from Wax, he said the bugger had some curse on it or summat like 'hat. Wanna see iffin it does? (I love the accent too much-)

[Ravenclawjedi42]

I guess I’ll take it for my test prep book…

Anyone want my pet basilisk?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

(Ayo. It's been revived)

Here's a tomato.

I have a pot of mashed potatos.

[PyroPhile]

Unmashes your potatoes

I’ll give you a potato chip for that.

I’ve got a DRAM chip.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I'll take that for a dank meme.

 

I have !MeeM!