Wayne Trades!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

OH YES. Here, take this peeled banana.

I have two bullets which have collided with one another in mid air.

[Telrao she/her]

Ooo - neato! I'll give you a neat miniature trumpet I found!

Wanna trade? I got some lemony lemons!

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

sure I got a pair of pears for your lemony lemons

I have a pc mouse that doesnt work but it sounds real nice.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm i'll take it. You can have a PC mouse that does work, but each click makes a squish sound.

I have a beautiful statue of a toadstool.

[The Sibling she/her]

I'll trade that for a beautiful statue of a water weird.

I have a 16 sided die

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will give you a 17 sided die for that

I have a cup of sand collected one grain from every beach around the world. 

[Immortal Platypus]

i will give you a can of essences from all the stars

i have a can of sandwiches.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I gladly take the can and I trade you a bottle of deionized water.

I have a tame whitespine!

[Immortal Platypus]

I give you my wild whitespine!!

I have a cool wolf.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I give you a bottle soda and a can of mentos and tell you to have fun.

I have a recipe for mouse toothpaste.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We give you a mirror that can trap things.

We offer the belt of Deltora

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I give a sandwich in return.

I have a slice of cheese.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

Man I needed more cheese, thanks for that ill give you a very powerful camera with a cracked lens

I have a usless 1 Gb of ram stick, although it can hold a candle on it so thats nice

[Immortal Platypus]

oooh, candles, you can have 9 3/4 slices of ham.

i have 7 saltwater taffies.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I can feed those to my dog, he loves them

I have a cup of curdled milk

 

[Immortal Platypus]

I can drink give that to my friends, minion digestive systems are weird. you can have my friend's stomach

I have a kitty cat.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

GIVE ME. I'll give some mold spores that are conveniently floating nearby!

I am in possession of THE SANDWICH! 

[Immortal Platypus]

I give you The Candy.

I have a sticky note with my name written on it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We have a word that no one else has ever heard of before.

We offer the true name of a dragon

[Immortal Platypus]

You get a magic toad for that name.

I have a frooooooooooog (not to be confused with a frog).

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

YES, GIMME DAT frooooooooooog. You can have the entire country of Serbia.

I have a couple of lighteyed prisoners.

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[MangoBoi101 he/him]

those guys are BORING you can have my also BORING 3090 Rtx Graphics card thats brand new

I have a couple of lighteyed prisnors.... (I said they were boring)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Those are marginally useful. we give you dobby's sock in exchange.

We have a mishappen self portrait made by picasso

[Immortal Platypus]

i give you a properly shaped boot.

I have a shadow.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I will give you light.

I have an eldritch god.