Wayne Trades!

[Telrao she/her]

Oooo - I'll give ya some used muffin wrappers for that - they've got little dogs on them!

I have... a used paper cup. I think it still has some lemonade in it!

[Immortal Platypus]

i'll give you my plastic cup with spoiled milk in it.

i have a pencil without lead.

[Edema Rue she/her]

You can have my lead with no pencil! 

I have a book but no bookmark.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It’s nonfiction, so

I give you a gum wrapper.

I have a doggo!

[Edema Rue she/her]

My soul is yours.

I have a sock soaked with the sweat of exactly 17 different people.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We trade it for the core of an apple

We have a crown

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You can have Kaz's cane! It's definitely real. I swear. Please.

I have a really goofy lookin' calculator.

[Immortal Platypus]

you can have a live frog in your mistcoat.

i have a normal calculator.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Have this smelly sock we totally did not get from someone else

We have a wand.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You can have a handful of fake fireworks!

I have a D Battery.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

For that ill give you some homework I had to do (its easy grade three)

I have a sign that says LOSER on it (for anyone you know)

[Immortal Platypus]

i'll give it to my friend in exchange for his glasses (he's not on the shard) and you get my left sock. They're fuzzy, so this is a big loss.

I have my friend's glasses.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

My friend lost some glasses recently (he said he woke up with no glasses and a loser sign) I will give you a wooden sowrd for them.

I have a tub of toxic waste

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oooooo! Here, take this chest full of jewels.

I have several jars of toxic waste.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

OOOOOO SOUR CANDY! I trade you my grandfather's wrinkled left pinky

I have the leg of a victorian throne.

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[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I can add that to my collection, heres a leg of a dog (I hope you like it, he was my bestest friend)

I have the other leg of a dog

[Immortal Platypus]

i leave that in your pocket and take your unused tissue from your other pocket. you get the armrest of my school desk.

I have my right sock (they're fuzzy!)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What about the left one? I give you a negative 12 dollar bill, which by giving it to you, gives me money. I use my $12 to buy the left sock.

I have a complete pair of fuzzy socks!

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will have those socks and you can have ohio 

I have a skined cat

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

What about the left one?

i gave it away.

i take the cat skin but not the skinned cat.

I have a cat fur rug (pocket-sized!!!)

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

Ill give you my half eaten potato chip

I got a remote to nothing

[Immortal Platypus]

i'll give you my remoteless TV that doesn't respond to any signals.

I have a package of Ramen.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We trade it for a pot of hot water.

We offer an iron spike

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Yay, I'll give you a cookie.

I have an old, moldy bean.

[MangoBoi101 he/him]

I will give you an old moldy sock

I have a gernade with the pin pulled that has not blown up yet.