Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 These last few days I have noticed that ol' Kobold has been very inactive in his posts, he used to be in the top 3 of the to 20 posters and yet..... now it seems he doesn't post at all. What has happened to him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I've noticed this as well. Kobold, where have you gone? Is he sickly? Is his wifi out or computer broken? Does he not love us anymore? Tell us, o great and powerful King of Kobolds, where hast thou gone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe he got a life, or a girl. Im afraid they are both terminal. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe he got a life, or a girl. Im afraid they are both terminal.I'm pretty sure this "life" thing is just a myth, though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe his Kobolds rebelled and ate him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe he's awaiting his copy of Bands and doesn't want to be spoiled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Nah. There was a rebellion and now he has to crush it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe he's awaiting his copy of Bands and doesn't want to be spoiled? Pfft. No. That would be logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Maybe the Dark Alley attacked him and spiked him for rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 He was last active today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I have imprisoned him in my Fortress of Lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 It's kobold King. Don't question it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 If he's offline, does that mean there are vast swathes of upvotes not being harvested? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anarkitty she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 I can assure you that he has neither life nor girl. However, I am considering ordering a big stack of Brandon Sanderson paperbacks to pass around town to any girl who appears to be quality daughter-in-law material--testing the water, so to speak. Similar interests are important, yes? The question: Do I put his email address in the book in case they like it? Or do I drag him around town with me and "just happen" to run into the girls again? These are the kinds of questions that mothers of un-wed children must consider. 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 I can assure you that he has neither life nor girl. However, I am considering ordering a big stack of Brandon Sanderson paperbacks to pass around town to any girl who appears to be quality daughter-in-law material--testing the water, so to speak. Similar interests are important, yes? The question: Do I put his email address in the book in case they like it? Or do I drag him around town with me and "just happen" to run into the girls again? These are the kinds of questions that mothers of un-wed children must consider. Tell them his father is the Loch Ness Monster. That'll weed out the riffraff AND bring the keepers on board. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 I can assure you that he has neither life nor girl. However, I am considering ordering a big stack of Brandon Sanderson paperbacks to pass around town to any girl who appears to be quality daughter-in-law material--testing the water, so to speak. Similar interests are important, yes? The question: Do I put his email address in the book in case they like it? Or do I drag him around town with me and "just happen" to run into the girls again? These are the kinds of questions that mothers of un-wed children must consider. Mother, I'm trying to cultivate the perception of there being some vague but fascinating mystery surrounding my absence. Don't make this hard for me! For the rest of you: Cryptic remark that vaguely hints at explaining my inactivity without laying down any concrete details and ultimately only enhances the enigma around it. Will think of one later. Probably. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Mother, I'm trying to cultivate the perception of there being some vague but fascinating mystery surrounding my absence. Don't make this hard for me! That's cute. You're a good boy. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 That's cute. You're a good boy. Rust and Ruin. Stop it, Mother. You're ruining everything. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Rust and Ruin. Stop it, Mother. You're ruining everything. Pssst. Just shout "NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE!!!" and take off. It worked for Stan Pines. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Rust and Ruin. Stop it, Mother. You're ruining everything. *sigh* I wanted to medicate you, but your father objected. Nessie! Come look at exhibit A of "why you should listen to me more often." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Exhibit A why you shouldnt be on the same forum as your parents. They will ruin your mysterious charisma, by being parents. That is what parents do. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Now I want someone to work awkward parents into their general charisma and awesomeness. There's gotta be a way to work with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 aah.... It appears my bait worked, I HAVE DRAWN KOBOLD BACK TO THE FORUMS YAY!!!! A wild kobold appeared GO MASTERBALL!!! Daddy, what's happening to me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) Why do so many people have parents on this forum? I would be mortally embarrassed if one of my parents ever joined. I think I'm safe though - they don't read epic fantasy. No offense, Queen Mother. Edited February 4, 2016 by The Young Bard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 so many? Who else does? I thought it was just Kobold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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