Windrunner Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 There was a troll on Brandon's twitter after his Stormlight 3 tweet, and I thought you guys might like to see Brandon's response. xD 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 mwahahahahahaha!!! AND THEY WONDER WHY WE LIKE HIM! haters gonna hate. but we dont care cuz sanderfans gonna sanderfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaIadin Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 SAVAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Seemed a little out of character for him =\ But then, so is having somebody troll him, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Seemed a little out of character for him =\ But then, so is having somebody troll him, so..."The SanderBot made me do it. I wasn't in control. It all just...happened so fast." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Seemed a little out of character for him =\ But then, so is having somebody troll him, so... Trolls bring out the best insults in people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Can someone tell me what he said? I don't have a Twitter account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Neither do I, I just clicked on the link and it worked. Much better firsthand anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaIadin Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Can someone tell me what he said? I don't have a Twitter account Brandon Sanderson: With today's chapter, I polish off Part One of Stormlight 3. There should be five parts, though this one will be the longest. Eric: Why is it longer? Did you give the characters more than one dimension? Brandon Sanderson: Nah. It just takes a lot of pages to describe your mother's incredible girth. Edited January 20, 2016 by ClockWork PoleAxe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 And Then there's me, laughing every time I see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 #bandersnatchsavage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 BESTTHINGEVA!!!!!!! Brandon Sanderson FODA WIN!!!! (this is why i read his stuf and post on the 17th shard) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 I don't know, really... Yo mama joke? A little low (for somebody who is as creative as Brandon, that is). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Yeah, he could have done better. But then, it is not like that troll was even worth the time spent typing a reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSC01 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Yo mama jokes are the best. I won't hear such slander! http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-put-fat-suit-understand-what-its-be-your-mom-2061 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Heh. Because she's fat. Edited January 21, 2016 by The Invested Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 *looks up the origin of yo mamma jokes* *discovers there's one in the Bible* When Joram saw Jehu, he said, "Is it peace, Jehu?" And he answered, "What peace, so long as the harlotries of your mother Jezebel and her witchcrafts are so many?" Well... what do you know... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I think he handled it well. It is not like trolls deserve better comebacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 *looks up the origin of yo mamma jokes* *discovers there's one in the Bible* Well... what do you know... No surprise. I mean the primary conflict behind the whole religion (well, all three of them that care about Abraham anyway) started when a guy blamed his wife for something. And she technically deserved the blame for doing it, but it's not her fault you listened Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 yo mamas so fat, I had to stop writing a thousand page book to write an even bigger book to describe her girth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 didn't got more than a "meh" from me. I sort of regret there wasn't a longer exchange, it could have been entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pechvarry Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 (edited) I feel like that's the point. He's not expecting an engaging duel of wits from a troll. Someone said something stupid, and Brandon decided the best course of action was to play it as elementary as possible: throw out a dumb joke and move on with his life. EDIT: 2nd point: a longer exchange would be bad. If I were in Brandon's shoes, I wouldn't want to be That Guy who's famous, and uses my fandom like a bully uses the rest of the class giggling to highlight who's "winning". Yes, the other guy shot first, but I wouldn't respect Brandon so much as a human if he took the opportunity to try to ruin someone's e-Life. Edited January 22, 2016 by Pechvarry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I feel like that's the point. He's not expecting an engaging duel of wits from a troll. Someone said something stupid, and Brandon decided the best course of action was to play it as elementary as possible: throw out a dumb joke and move on with his life. EDIT: 2nd point: a longer exchange would be bad. If I were in Brandon's shoes, I wouldn't want to be That Guy who's famous, and uses my fandom like a bully uses the rest of the class giggling to highlight who's "winning". Yes, the other guy shot first, but I wouldn't respect Brandon so much as a human if he took the opportunity to try to ruin someone's e-Life. ah, well, not like that, but i wouldn't have minded a little pun dueling monkey-island-style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Sharded? Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I think the "out of character" part makes this hilarious. Also judging by this post, he seems like a persistent troll. It has to be hard not to say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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