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Awsome from time to time...but too much ruins the experience...

 

Mistings are like dentists

Quite proficient at removing teeth from mouths

 

Twix are like windows

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If you want to get womewhere you're not supposed to be...you will probably end up using one...

 

Shallan is like a raw carrot...

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Attractive to invertebrates (santhids and psyllid flies, respectively).

 

Strangely enough, when I first introduced grated carrots into this thread, I was grating them...for a soup.  I like to lightly sautee the finely-grated carrot mush--it seems to bring out the sweetness.  Then I add broth, garlic, carraway, and dairy, and have myself a nice cream of carrot soup.

 

Listening to Guatemalan gospel music is like removing perfectly good carrot fiber from your soup...

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Scribbled sketches of those two things fill the pages of thousands of rat-gnawed notebooks crammed in my attic.  The only other things in those notebooks are detailed sketches of YOUR left elbow, and the repeated inscription "I gAzE tHrouGh thEir BoNes!"

 

Fat puppies dozing in the shade are like squirrels chittering in morning dew.

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Despite popular belief, neither have ever existed.

 

Absolute satisfaction is like a pot of god at the end of a rainbow...

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But pot of god sounds amazing...I wonder if that's the name of the strain...or just god's herb of choice?

 

Spoiler tags are like life.----------- Some of the universe's greatest wonders can be concealed within either.

 

Christopher Walken is like Szeth son son Vallano. 

Edited by hoidhunter
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Although both of them have accomplished other things, they're both known almost solely for "that one thing". ("MORE COWBELL" for Walken, and the assassination at the beginning of WoK for Szeth)

 

Saturdays are like highstorms.

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Going out shopping during any of them is bound to take much longer than you hoped it would.

 

Dark Alley is like Sons of Honor.

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Philosophically, both proceed from the human desire to resolve incongruities.

Comedically, both are what you're doin' while I'm showin' yo momma a good time!

 

Strange fossils with toothed probosci are like blueberry cobbler on the first day of fall.

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Both look creepy until you realize what they're for...and then just the probosci is creepy.

 

Lopen the one armed Herdazian is like me listening to someone discuss a certain presidential candidate is a positive way.

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Both look creepy until you realize what they're for...and then just the probosci is creepy.

 

Lopen the one armed Herdazian is like me listening to someone discuss a certain presidential candidate is a positive way.

In neither does the cognitive aspect fit the reality

 

I wish I had a 4 day weekend for Easter

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Congratulations!  You are either:

 

A. Fired from your job!

 

or

 

B. Expelled from school!

 

You now have all the time in the world to celebrate the risen dead! (this is actually your bane...)

 

I wish for the box set of Walking Dead episodes to help me celebrate Easter!

Edited by hoidhunter
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The next person to post builds on the post of the last one, then continues with something similar of their own invention.

Epics are like seashells

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I'm sorry, I have been posting in both threads, and apparently got rather confused.

 

Both can be described in very literal terms without conveying the slightest hint of how they are commonly perceived.

 

Friends are like parshendi.

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They will kill your king if given the chance.

They are primitive, or at least act that way around you.

One of them is probably stupid.

Ants are like chocolate sea turtles in the ocean

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Ants are like chocolate sea turtles in the ocean

Neither of whom will survive for long IN the ocean.

 

Letting loose a flock of pigeons during a 21 gun salute is like downing ibuprofen with 6 cans of Red Bull.

 

P.S. I have no idea what in the world will come of this.  :mellow:

Edited by Mr. Staccato
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In most instances, caffeine makes ibuprofen more effective.  Releasing pigeons makes a gun salute more memorable.

 

A racist chatbot being released by microsoft is like a British research vessel being named RMS Boaty McBoatface.

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Neither of whom will survive for long IN the ocean.

 

Letting loose a flock of pigeons during a 21 gun salute is like downing ibuprofen with 6 cans of Red Bull.

 

P.S. I have no idea what in the world will come of this.  :mellow:

interestingly enough, ants are actually hydrophobic, they can repel water and enclose themselves in a small bubble of air.  this allows them to survive for around 24 hours despite being completly submerged.

 

Neither is the least bit suprising.

 

(I always thought that if I ever own a boat, I'm going to name it "The unsuspucious fishing boat")

 

Asimovian AI androids are like billionaire real estate tycoons.

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