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I need a name for a female character!

It's for the thing I stuck in Creator's corner, if anyone remembers that.

I'm terrible with names. Help!

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I need a name for a female character!

It's for the thing I stuck in Creator's corner, if anyone remembers that.

I'm terrible with names. Help!

English name? Fantasy name?
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Congratulations to Morzathoth for making it to the top 50 rep count!

Unless I missed the announcement already, in which case... congratulations anyway?

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Congratulations to Morzathoth for making it to the top 50 rep count!

Unless I missed the announcement already, in which case... congratulations anyway?

Congrats Morzahoth! In honor of this, let me post a joke.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I found the perfect insult for Twi to use when she needs to get rid of a super annoying person:

"You know, I'm really starting to think of you as family."

"Aw, that's so--"

"Yes, I can't stand my family."

B)  B)

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I found the perfect insult for Twi to use when she needs to get rid of a super annoying person:

"You know, I'm really starting to think of you as family."

"Aw, that's so--"

"Yes, I can't stand my family."

B)B)

That's kind of....Joker-like.

"You know, you remind me of my father." *laughs* "I hated my father!"

I must find a suitable chance to use it. :ph34r:

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That's kind of....Joker-like.

"You know, you remind me of my father." *laughs* "I hated my father!"

I must find a suitable chance to use it. :ph34r:

And that just reminded me of Kilgrave :/
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I have less than a week before I go to Algona for my interview. 

 

What if I miss my flight, or it gets grounded? 

 

What if I blow the formal interview? 

 

What if I get something on my clothes on my way to Algona and I don't have time to change? 

 

What if I totally blow it on the storytime? 

 

What if I say something stupid during the tour? 

 

What if lunch is a test and I order the wrong thing? 

 

What if Bruce decides I'm gone too long and he's just going to be my mom's dog from now on? 

 

What if I do everything perfectly and I get the job and I move to Iowa? 

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As Saitama from One Punch Man said "I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow me.", you should do the same. Deal with every situation one by one and you'll be fine :)

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I have less than a week before I go to Algona for my interview. 

 

What if I miss my flight, or it gets grounded? 

 

What if I blow the formal interview? 

 

What if I get something on my clothes on my way to Algona and I don't have time to change? 

 

What if I totally blow it on the storytime? 

 

What if I say something stupid during the tour? 

 

What if lunch is a test and I order the wrong thing? 

 

What if Bruce decides I'm gone too long and he's just going to be my mom's dog from now on? 

 

What if I do everything perfectly and I get the job and I move to Iowa?

Being OCD, I do experience that a lot. But Twi, you are a kind, intelligent, generous, and funny person who has gone through tough times and came out smiling. You will make it.

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I have less than a week before I go to Algona for my interview.

What if I miss my flight, or it gets grounded?

What if I blow the formal interview?

What if I get something on my clothes on my way to Algona and I don't have time to change?

What if I totally blow it on the storytime?

What if I say something stupid during the tour?

What if lunch is a test and I order the wrong thing?

What if Bruce decides I'm gone too long and he's just going to be my mom's dog from now on?

What if I do everything perfectly and I get the job and I move to Iowa?

What if the sky turns to fire and your nose falls off?

Ok.

If you miss your flight or its grounded, email or call the library staff and let them know that due to circumstances out of your control, you'll be late. They can't hold that against you, and it can give you a conversational ice-breaker to make awkward jokes about.

You'll be ok with the interview. They clearly like you already. And if you mess up one thing, you'll get the rest right. They'll see you're great with kids and books and stories, just nervous with formality. That's normal.

If you're really super nervous about clothing, take a spare set with you. This is unlikely to be an issue.

Just be your awesome self and the kids will love you. You've practiced your book. You have an awesome craft. You got this.

You won't say something stupid. Not so dumb as to blow your chances anyway. If you freeze up, play it off as a joke, laugh at yourself.

Lunch is probably a test of how you'll fit in socially with other staff members. It's informal. You can't really go wrong with food so long as you don't slurp or eat with your hands or something obviously not socially acceptable. You can somewhat relax on this one.

Bruce. Poops. To annoy. Your parents. He loves you.

And if you get it, you'll be scared and nervous and you'll move out, and after a short while you'll get your feet under you and will be pure awesome.

Okay? Deep breaths. If you get nervous, just keep practicing till you have everything totally down. Think of what they're likely to ask you. Brainstorm conversation topics in case there's an awkward silence. Be productive.

You. Will. Be. Fine.

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