Stormgate he/him Posted April 6, 2016 Posted April 6, 2016 I was storing in duralumin when my internet connection went down. 2
Arcoss Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 (edited) Possible titles for the future SF Mistborn series: Mist Wars: A new Metal Mist Wars: The Final Empire Strikes Back Mist Wars: Return Of The Mistborn Mist Wars: Adonalsium Awakens Edited April 14, 2016 by Arcoss 6
Oversleep Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 Mist Wars: Mist Wars. Mist Wars: Koloss Wars. It fits perfectly.
Citadel16 he/him Posted April 14, 2016 Posted April 14, 2016 Possible titles for the future SF Mistborn series: Mist Wars: A new Metal Mist Wars: The Final Empire Strikes Back Mist Wars: Return Of The Mistborn Mist Wars: Adonalsium Awakens now we know what the scifi series is going to be called... 2
hoidhunter he/him Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 Marsh was going to stab an aluminum gnat with an aluminum can...but didn't because it was pointless... 5
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 Actually, I don't think any inquisitor can see the point of an aluminium spike... 11
Eccentric Hero he/him Posted April 16, 2016 Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) I made this. Edit: I wanted to clarify. I made the meme, not the drawing. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote "I made this." Edited May 27, 2016 by Eccentric Hero 11
Rellar he/him Posted June 27, 2016 Author Posted June 27, 2016 On 4/16/2016 at 11:13 AM, Eccentric Hero said: I made this. Reveal hidden contents Edit: I wanted to clarify. I made the meme, not the drawing. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote "I made this." this is important 1
Vissy Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 What did the Lurcher tell to the Coinshot thief? - Don't Steel my stuff. *The previous joke was not found funny. The writer shall pay for his crimes.* 2
Arcoss Posted July 6, 2016 Posted July 6, 2016 What would Vin's brother be called if he was a Tineye? Reen-Tin-Tin 2
StormyQueen she/her Posted July 9, 2016 Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) I met Breeze the the other day. It was a soothing experience. Edited July 9, 2016 by CalypsoDreaming 5
Elenion he/him Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 Why aren't copper mistings allowed on BYU campus? Because there's no smoking. [groan] 7
Shadeshadow227 Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 ...I just thought of an Undertale/Mistborn joke...someone send in the Pinnacle... Tapping your Electrummind fills you with DETERMINATION. ..that wasn't funny...
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) I tried to grab some Preservation but I Mist. I thought about being an Inquisitor. I didn't see the point. What do you call a fat, tyrannical king? Lard Ruler When shall I make another bad Mistborn joke? Ten...Soon. (I should be pun-ished. I'm very sorry) Edited July 20, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy 5
Rellar he/him Posted July 20, 2016 Author Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) 17 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: I tried to grab some Preservation but I Mist. I thought about being an Inquisitor. I didn't see the point. What do you call a fat, tyrannical king? Lard Ruler When shall I make another bad Mistborn joke? Ten...Soon. (I should be pun-ished. I'm very sorry) I don't get it, I think I mist the joke. (this picture is very important) Edited July 20, 2016 by Rellar 3
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 26, 2016 Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) On 2/10/2016 at 10:08 AM, TheLerasNosed said: Why does Kelsier hate the Joker? He really wants to know how he got those scars I would make a remark about Kaladin but this is mistborn... Why was it so difficult to put mile's crew in prison? Because they keep vanishing. People used to call Marsh ironeyes because of his stare... And then he got made into an inquisitor. Oh the irony! I hope these jokes make sense... I wouldn't want you to have mist the point. EDIT: You beat me to it Rellar! Edited July 26, 2016 by Drake Marshall 1
Stormgate he/him Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 What do you get when a metalmind-laden Keeper hikes a mountain during a storm? A lightning rod. 1
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 I took a test on Soothing. It was a Breeze. 6
Stick. she/her Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 What if Kelsier was an atium misting? He'd be KelSEER I know....it's lame 2
Elenion he/him Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 What's a pewterarm's favorite food? Ham. What do you call it when a steel-burning sniper searches for his boss? A crack-shot coinshot looking for a big-shot. Can I hire a Kandra for you? ForeSeur! Looking for some Lerasium beads? Sorry, I already Atium. Why did Clubs get in trouble with his wife? He was Smoking in the house. Didn't like my jokes? I guess I really Ruined them. 9
Asasasyn in White he/him Posted August 2, 2016 Posted August 2, 2016 Where do Ati live? On the Attic. 1
Shadeshadow227 Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 What did Elend Venture say to Vin when she asked for money? "Alright, Elend you some boxings." 2
Elenion he/him Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 What happened after zinc was given to the public? Rioting in the streets! Why did the Gnat wear wrinkle-free shirts? Because he couldn't Iron them. What do Pewterarms always brag about? They say that the Thug life chose them. Why was the savant coinshot arrested? He couldn't stop steeling! 3
StormyQueen she/her Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 Did you hear about that mistborn Straff's got? Yeah, he's in-Zane (Shakes head in horror at the bad pun) 5
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