Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Gets me laughing as I steal it and run away.

Inserts a map of the world in 2044 (it doesn't look good)

Edited June 3, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

5 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Gets me laughing as I steal it and run away.

Inserts a map of the world in 2044 (it doesn't look good)

Gets a map of the world in 4402 (it looks even worse)

Inserts a bowl of never-cooling oatmeal (it only cools after someone eats it)

[aetherbound he/him]

Gets an empty bowl.

Inserts a book called "how to break vending machines"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets added features to the vending machine so the tricks don’t work

inserts a vending machine

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Get a smaller, cheaper vending machine out for blood.

Insterts @Vyzkel Willbender.

Edited June 4, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets smaller me that is now out for blood

Inserts a knife with @Through The Living Glass‘s name on it

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Gets a @Through The Living Glass with the knife’s name on her arm

Jumps into the vending machine (inserts myself)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gets a Texan Waxillium Ladrian.

Inserts the 17th Shard Community.

Edited June 4, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
ninja'd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a thread that’s 2673 pages long

Inserts aforementioned thread.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets a spool of yarn that's faintly pineapple scented.

Inserts a pineapple.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a pen

inserts apple pen

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets a apple

Inserts a foot(not mine)

[Edema Rue she/her]

Gets an ankle (not mine)

Inserts a cat who lays chicken eggs.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets chickens that say meow(the DOES say meow)

Inserts nail clippers

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets back 7 random toes.

Inserts a odly shaped bag about the size of a guy that would be 6"1' 223 pounds but missing a foot. But that's just for size reference... Definitely...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a search warrant from the police and a SWAT Team.

Inserts some guy that just got arrested.

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets a foot kicking him in the face (that is my foot)

Inserts soap to be able to slip out of it...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets freedom

Inserts the entirety of America.

[strmblsd he/him]

Gets trump

Inserts another oddly shaped bag...but it's smaller

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets attacked by a scared and beat up looking young purple dragon that now knows mage hand... and his very angry girlfriend of the same species.

Inserts the aforementioned aggressive dragons, Spyro & Cynder. 

Edited June 11, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets extreme nostalgia (I played a ton of Skylanders as a kid).

Inserts a sheep.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a girl named Mary, who’s looking for her little lamb.

Inserts amber alerts.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gets sienna sirens.

Inserts a tiara.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Gets a face full of glitter

 

inserts my YouTube channel linked on my profile

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a new subscriber

Inserts some actual money.