Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Ranryu she/her]

Gets a hungry moose.

*inserts sparkly crayons*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets a sense of disappointment, as the crayons have lost their sparkle and points. Just like this sentence.

*Inserts an Aon*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets stuck in a wall.

*inserts tank*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets the military might of North Korea. (But only the stuff that's blue.)

*Inserts another cremling*

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Gets a annoyed sleepless

*Inserts a large quantity of pulp romance novels*

[Quivil]

*Gets a pile of burned book ashes*

*Inserts Intent*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets Tentni, Intent spelled backwards.

*Inserts sphere*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets C U B E.

Inserts prism.

[Telrao she/her]

*gets a triangle that says "enslaved prism - no refunds"*

*inserts a floofy Elantrian cat*

[Cinnamon]

Gets not floofy Rosharian cremling

Inserts Vin's earing

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets Ruin Controlling you

Inserts broken gravity.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets mentally broken gravity.

*Inserts crem*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Gets a house. Eventually.

Inserts the entirety of Alethkar.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets Blackthorn dalinar.

Inserts Jasnah.

[Telrao she/her]

*gets an Ivory*

*Inserts Wyndle*

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets a hungry Lift.

*inserts anti-voidlight sphere*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

ESPLOSION

Inserts some melted Trellium.

EDIT: Wait...

Edited November 14, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets gaseous Trellium.

*Inserts a spike cookie*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets the Alleyverse.

Inserts Ramburg, the #1 Most Infectious Disease!!! #2024 #wrldomination #7.131billiondead #bioweapon

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets a spiked cookie.

Inserts a fan theory.

[Cinnamon]

gets a WoB

Inserts a bowl of Axehound Chouder (no Axehounds were harmed in the making of this dish)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets axehound body spray.

Inserts bird.

[Quivil]

Gets dragon!

Inserts Rosharan chicken

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets aviar

Inserts stick.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Get's fire-no wait. Gets a stick.

Inserts a Dawnshard.