Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Rushu42 she/her]

2 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

I am confused. nat20 does mean that you roll your die and it shows 20, right?

Yes. Many people consider rolling a nat 20 in D&D to be an automatic success, which can lead to a lot of hijinks that the Dungeon Master wasn't prepared for.

 

5 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Gets Monty Python

*inserts wish to play a game*

Gets The Game - and loses it.

Inserts an ancient blue dragon

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets Doctor Strange. 
Inserts Space stone. 
 

[Condensation she/her]

Gets

Spoiler

Black Widow back 

My bad, forgot that that was the soul stone. Still stands. BTW that's Endgame spoilers

Inserts my most recent trip to the library(today)

Edited August 9, 2020 by Condensation

[dannnex male]

gets a book (presumably)

inserts the entire script of the Bee Movie

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You get a score of 4.2 on iMBD.

*inserts soda*

[FriarFritz]

Gets 50 cents 

Inserts rabbit

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Gets Alice

*Inserts memory span*

[FriarFritz]

Gets Librarian memory-erasing toad.

Inserts toothpick.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Gets tooth

*Inserts Fairy*

[Condensation she/her]

Gets a futuristic astronaut

Inserts a box of crayons and 2 pieces of paper

[dannnex male]

Gets a Da Vinci original 

inserts Jean-Luc Picard

[Condensation she/her]

Gets THE BEST ENTERPRISE CAPTAIN EVER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IMPROVE JEAN-LUC PICARD.

Inserts online school

[revelryintheart she/her]

Gets Zoom

Inserts old people who do not know how Zoom works

[Condensation she/her]

Gets a muted video call

Inserts the sunday comics

[FriarFritz]

 You get Calvin and Hobbes!

Inserts USB

[dannnex male]

Gets upside-down USB cable.

inserts a pop culture reference

[FriarFritz]

Gets confusion

Inserts obscure 80s nerd culture reference

[revelryintheart she/her]

Gets "nine times? Nine times!" (I hope you get the reference haha)

Inserts a good movie.

[Condensation she/her]

Gets crappy sequel.

15 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

 You get Calvin and Hobbes!

Inserts USB

YAY I LOVE CALVIN AND HOBBES

Inserts The Hound of Rowan.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

You get a Newfoundland (the dog)

Inserts notebook.

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

You get a Newfoundland (the dog)

Inserts notebook.

Okay? have you read the book?

Gets a pen, pencil, and spiral(like for a spiral bound notebook)

Inserts a brush.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

Okay? have you read the book?

Gets a pen, pencil, and spiral(like for a spiral bound notebook)

Inserts a brush.

Haven't read the book.

Gets a bottle of hairspray.

Inserts ceiling fan.

[Condensation she/her]

gets unnecessary wind.

inserts potted plant.

[FriarFritz]

Gets a level 1 monster

Inserts The Gazebo

[Mat he/him]

Gets a slip of paper that reads 'doesn't get references'

*Inserts floor wax*