Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets biscuit.

Inserts a quote from a book you've never heard of.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

19 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Gets biscuit.

Inserts a quote from a book you've never heard of.

Gets seven random numbers.

Inserts half-empty tube of lip balm.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

12 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets seven random numbers.

Inserts half-empty tube of lip balm.

Gets chapped lips

Inserts Tintin book in french

[FriarFritz]

Gets Andy Serkis speaking French. Seriously that'd be awesome.

Inserts poncho

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets summoned Everstorm. 
*inserts Dawnshard.*

[NameIess]

Just now, Bearer of all agonies said:

*inserts Dawnshard.*

*Gets happy reader noises*

 

*Inserts The Rhythm of War* 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets KoW (the fifth SA book). 
*inserts KoW*

[NameIess]

*Gets catatonic reader noises*

 

*Inserts Brandon's work ethic*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

On 8/3/2020 at 4:45 AM, Snorkel said:

Heh heh heh, poor all the other authors.

Gets funny video. 
Inserts funny video. 

[NameIess]

You get an funny mind! (Which is another way to say empty)

 

*Inserts first week of school*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets to see friends. 
*inserts second week of school.*

[NameIess]

18 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Gets to see friends. 

But... I'm homeschooled.

18 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

*inserts second week of school.*

*Gets a test*

*Inserts studying*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets 100% on next test. 
*inserts Nightblood.*

[Rushu42 she/her]

Gets the destroyed corpses of some evil

Inserts a D&D campaign

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, Rushu42 said:

Gets the destroyed corpses of some evil

Inserts a D&D campaign

Gets chaos.

Inserts broken floor tile.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets chaos.

Inserts broken floor tile.

Gets glue everywhere while trying to fix it.

*inserts my hat*

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Gets glue everywhere while trying to fix it.

*inserts my hat*

Gets recognized.

*inserts time*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

Gets recognized.

*inserts time*

Gets left with nothing, nothing but time.

*inserts The Fellowship of the Thing*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

Gets recognized.

*inserts time*

Gets a paradox.

Inserts laptop.

[theTruthshaper]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

Gets left with nothing, nothing but time.

*inserts The Fellowship of the Thing*

Gets friends.

Just now, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets a paradox.

Inserts laptop.

Gets new laptop.

Inserts sun.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 minute ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Gets friends.

Gets new laptop.

Inserts sun.

Gets a melted lipstick.

Inserts a pen.

[Rushu42 she/her]

5 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

 

Inserts a pen.

Gets a broken sword

Inserts a natural 1

[theTruthshaper]

Just now, Rushu42 said:

Gets a broken sword

Inserts a natural 1

Gets destroyed

Inserts nat20

[Rushu42 she/her]

Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

 

Inserts nat20

Gets an exasperated DM

Inserts a 20 page backstory

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, Rushu42 said:

Gets an exasperated DM

Inserts a 20 page backstory

Quote

I am confused. nat20 does mean that you roll your die and it shows 20, right?

Gets Monty Python

*inserts wish to play a game*