You Know You're a geek/nerd when...

[Delightful]

Is that someone saying you can't be a girl because you are a geek, or you can't be a geek because you are a girl? Most of the geek girls I know would be quite willing to break noses of people who approached them and said this.

its that you can't be a real geek because you're a girl.

To which the appropriate response is "well then this isn't a real punch because I'm a girl" and break their nose. :P

JK we can be more civilised than that I hope.

[Voidus]

its that you can't be a real geek because you're a girl.

To which the appropriate response is "well then this isn't a real punch because I'm a girl" and break their nose. :P

JK we can be more civilised than that I hope.

Civility is a two way street. I say punch the buggers.

[Kaymyth she/her]

Civility is a two way street. I say punch the buggers.

 

I prefer the nonviolent "make the gits cry" method. 

 

...there's probably a reason I've never been accused of the Fake Geek Girl thing.  I have an air of dangerous nerdiness about me.

[Delightful]

I prefer the nonviolent "make the gits cry" method.

...there's probably a reason I've never been accused of the Fake Geek Girl thing. I have an air of dangerous nerdiness about me.

If anyone was ever to accuse you, I'd love to be there to watch your reaction.

[Zathoth]

Im trying to find if anyone created speakable R'lyehian so I can speak like the Elder Gods... thats is extremely nerdy, right?

[Kobold King he/him]

Im trying to find if anyone created speakable R'lyehian so I can speak like the Elder Gods... thats is extremely nerdy, right?

 

 

 

 

T̯̞̟̦̫̂ͦ̒̅̊ͮ́̽h̙̩̺͕̠̦ͨͣ͒̒ͅe̬͙̞͔͔͖ͬ̐̎ ̺͉̜̮͙̊̍ͮ̒̊ͧl̰̻̞̖̐̃̅͗ͣa̺̍ͭ͛̆ͅn̖̹̞̟͚̯̽̏̚g͓̪̜̜̺ͬ̌u̪̹̟̺͕̪͙̭͐͆à̘̩̾̔͑̇ͩg̮̙͚͚̪̖̊͌ͮͭe̼͖͙̘͔̤̔͑ͥ̉̾ͅ ̼̫͙̩̝̄͑̊̅̽̉̑ó̗͕͎͉͔͍̦̻͊̈́̊̓̔ḟ̝ͅ ̟̺̱̉́ͯ͐ͩ̿ͪͪ͛t̠̳̲͍̙͕̬̩̆ͭͮͩ̈́ͦ̀̓h̰̠̖͇̓ë̠̄ͭͯͩ ̬̬͎̘̮̔̌̓̂̾̆̀͊̄E̖͔̠̐̐̊l͈̪̳ͬͥ̊̈ͧ̆̓ͣd̻̠̭̯̆̏͊͑e͇̞͚̖̗̲̩͖ͪͣ̄ͫr̲͇ͨ̏̎̅̽ ̰̱ͦ͋̀ͪ͋G̺͎̹ͯͧ̔̌̇͊̓o̟̹̎̾ͭ̈́̍d͎̪̙ͧ͆ͦs̳͕̮̪̊͌ͯ̑ͨͭ ̙̥͍̤̹̣ͯ͛̇ͥi̞͕͖͕̼̘̓͌ͬ̄s̪͈̮͔̺̅̎ͮ̄̐͑͑̓ͪ ̰̞͎̬̟ͣ̍ͪ͊ͪ̋͌ͤͣa̤̭̒ͤ̈́ͧ͂̎̚ ̰͈̹̆̾ͣͣt̯̣͉̚h̭̪̘͚̯̃ͣ̂̓ͭ́ḭ̥͇͖͓̝̺͕̐͂̒̋n͖̮͔̲̣̥̯͍͕̎̉̉ͧ̈̉̏g̞͍̠̺̫̮̮̺͐ ̮̞̭̜̰͕̜̯̖̉̍͗̇͐͐b͎͍̲͇̠̌̓̉̆̌̓ͅe̥̣̩̟̽ͣ̋̌̈̊̒̿ỹ͚͉̟̗̲̖͗̇ͮͪͫo͖̳̘̜̓ͥ͆̉ͅͅn̩͒̈̀d̰̠̱̳̠͖̰̾̍̽͒̐ͭ̔̀ ̪̫̠̠̼̀ͤ͗̿ẏ̗̠̻̗͇̗̹͋͗̉͑ͥ̃o͓̩͓̥͓͕̻̫͂̇̒̍ṷ̐ͥ͋̚̚.̝͓̇̈̃̒͋ ̟̗̦ͮ̊̄̒̐̃̽̾ͦD̤͖̲̥̺̓͋ͮo͎̱̯͓̙͍̤̰̯̓ͪ ͎͖͖̫̦̺̙̍̈́ͪṋ̯͕̻̼̜̮̗̂̍ͮ͆̀ͫͧ̄o̺̤̠̼̘ͧ̇̽ẗ̼̠̤̟̘ͬ̈́ͮ̓̏ͨ͌̃ ̱͐͌͛̔ͯ̊s̗̜̪̖͖͎̃̋͌͗̆͐̀̈͂ͅẽ͔̞͍͔̼̯̞̾̊ͅẻ̳͙̻̗̤̬k̝̼͈̟͓͒̄ ̺͇̖̜̻̗̼̣̅̑͆ĩ͓͎̪̪ͭ̉̂t͚̮̻̣͚̊ͪ̅s̭̳͔̿̽ͦ͌̃ ̞̠̯̌ͥͭͪͦ̓ͭḿ̱͙͍̝̦̌̈͐ͣ̃́̔ͅy̰̫͔̩͎͗ͅs̝̣̞͌̈̄̆̽t̮̜͖̺͔̠ͦ̐e͎͂̀̃̉ͭ̔͐̑r̦̱͕̦̞̿̌͆̍ͨ͂i̼͎̝ͩͯ̋e͈̥̰̊ͣ͑̄ͩ̋ͅs̳͈͕̑̔ͅ.̙̫͕̑͒͋͂ͭ

[Allomancy she/her]

When you realize that you have only read 3000 pages this past month.

Edited December 3, 2015 by Allomancy

[Oversleep]

When you find pleasure in doing interesting math problems.

When you crack mathematical jokes like this one:

 

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "does everyone want a beer?"

First one says, "I don't know".

Second one says, "I don't know".

Third one says, "Yes please".

It's good to have friends who laugh at them Also useful for drunk geek discussions of life, universe and why is this 42

[Curiosity he/him]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one starts to order a quarter beer, but the bartender stops him and pours our two full beers. The third mathematician complains, "I didn't even finish ordering yet!" The bartender shakes his head and says, "Come on guys, know your limits."

 

 *crickets* 

[Oversleep]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one starts to order a quarter beer, but the bartender stops him and pours our two full beers. The third mathematician complains, "I didn't even finish ordering yet!" The bartender shakes his head and says, "Come on guys, know your limits."

 

 *crickets* 

classic XD

An ever geeker joke is

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders two beers. The third one orders three beers. The fourth one starts to order four beers, but the bartender stops him and orders one twelfth a beer from them.

[Elbereth she/her]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one starts to order a quarter beer, but the bartender stops him and pours our two full beers. The third mathematician complains, "I didn't even finish ordering yet!" The bartender shakes his head and says, "Come on guys, know your limits."

*crickets*

Thank you for making me smile. Edited December 6, 2015 by Ookla the Star-Goddess

[Stormgate he/him]

When you try to get your 9-year-old brother interested in programming and can't understand why he refused.

[Voidus]

When you try to get your 9-year-old brother interested in programming and can't understand why he refused.

When as a 9-year-old you tried to get your 11-year-old brother interested in programming.

[Stormgate he/him]

When the highlight of December is watching Star Wars 7 instead of Christmas.

When you mentally freaked out at me when I did 7 instead of VII.

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

When you're travelling and the only thing that you read is Brandon Sanderson but have run out of Cosmere works to read.

When also travelling you crave other geek media as you're behind on your shows

When you still haven't seen Star Wars 7 and have been hyping yourself up for it only to find they've stopped showing it in the Philippines D:

[Kaymyth she/her]

When you're travelling and the only thing that you read is Brandon Sanderson but have run out of Cosmere works to read.

When also travelling you crave other geek media as you're behind on your shows

When you still haven't seen Star Wars 7 and have been hyping yourself up for it only to find they've stopped showing it in the Philippines D:

 

What? It's only been out for a week!

[ThirdGen]

When you mentally freaked out at me when I did 7 instead of VII.

 

When you become sad because this reminds you Space Quest VII would have been titled The Return of Roman Numerals.

[Allomancy she/her]

I have another geek joke!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H2O". The second one, thinking he is smart, says "I'll have H2O too." The second one dies.

[Sunbird she/her]

I have another geek joke!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H2O". The second one, thinking he is smart, says "I'll have H2O too." The second one dies.

This is one of my favorite chemistry jokes.

 

I have some others to share:

 

Lame pickup line: "You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you are CuTe!"

 

 

Q: What do you get when you chop up an avocado into 6.022 x 10^23 pieces? A: Guacamole.

 

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist? A: Barium.

 

Q: How do you tell a chemist from a plumber? A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

 

I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

When you wish to make a semi functional pokeball out of Lego but you're travelling around and are unable to find legit Lego Shops

[Delightful]

Q: How do you tell a chemist from a plumber? A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

I heard this one as a chemistry/arts major.

[Araris Valerian he/him]

When you dedicate your weekend to learning the thermodynamics of a bathtub.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you come across a short story titled "Upgrade" and immediately think of the Cybermen.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

When you are about to be bashed, you threaten the oppressors that if they don't back off you will go super sayan on them. And then when they stand around confused you run away to watch anime another day.

That last sentence almost rhymed/assonated