Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Be polite, Be efficient, have a plan to kill every goat you meet."

[+Slowswift]

"When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!"

[Wittles he/him]

3 hours ago, Slowswift said:

"When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!"

Yes! That is one of my favorite Portal 2 quotes! 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

4 hours ago, Slowswift said:

"When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!"

"Burning goats! He says what we're all thinking!"

[Immortal Platypus]

6 hours ago, Slowswift said:

"When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!"

 

That one's been done before. I was there for it. But things get repeated all the time.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

There will be three kin of your goats who will hold the power of the stars in their paws.

To fight the coming storm, you will need a sixth goat.

goats alone can save your clan

[+Slowswift]

23 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

 

That one's been done before. I was there for it. But things get repeated all the time.

I thought it might've been, but I wasn't gonna go through 35 pages to find out.  And besides, now people get to see it again, when they might not have!

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

“I am inevitable.”

”And I am Goat Man.”

[Immortal Platypus]

13 hours ago, Slowswift said:

I thought it might've been, but I wasn't gonna go through 35 pages to find out.  And besides, now people get to see it again, when they might not have!

fair enough. and... fair enough

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die."

Prolly already been done but I think it's funny

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"But goat is not made for defeat. A goat can be destroyed but not defeated."

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

"Have you ever had a goat that you […] could do anything?"

Please forgive me for this one: "I'm gonna take my goat to the Old Town Road…"

"What have I got in my goat?" - Bilbo Baggins

"Once upon a time, in a goat far, far away."

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Goats cannot be created or destroyed, only changed.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"A goat in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force."

"To any goat there is always an opposite and equal goat." 

Edited April 24, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

theres only one goat in this game kid don't get caught

[The Stick]

You could be goat

"DESTROY GOAT"

You shall not goat.

[Wittles he/him]

"I have an army"

"Oh yeah? Well we have a goat"

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

"I've got a goat in my boot."

"You are a sad, strange little goat, and you have my pity. Farewell!"

"You are a goat! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're, you're an action goat!" - (My least favorite one of the three. Thought it would be funnier, but it was not.)

Edited May 3, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Goat is dead."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Quote

"Goat is dead."

"But I'll see what I can goat."

Edited May 5, 2023 by Sequence

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"so, anyways, that's how i lost my goat license."

nervous laughter

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

The Way of Goats

Goats of Radiance

Oathgoater

Goat of War

Mistborn: The Goat Empire

The Goat of Ascension

The Hero of Goats

Alloy of Goat

Shadows of Goat

The Goats of Mourning

The Lost Goat

Goat

Goat

Goat Sand

Spoiler

I probably added "the" in a few unnecessary places

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

33 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

The Hero of Goats

I love them all but I think this one should be 

The Goat of Ages

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

I love them all but I think this one should be 

The Goat of Ages

yeah, honestly both worked and I just picked one. I like them both pretty evenly!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"Do you ever feel like a plastic goat?"