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8 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Equally important are the Goats Radiant, the last hope for mankind.

With Goat light enhanced Goatness, the Goats Radiant will defeat Goat-ium and his army of Goat form singers 

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9 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

With Goat light enhanced Goatness, the Goats Radiant will defeat Goat-ium and his army of Goat form singers 

The Fused are Goat-ium's elite troops. They are immortal and have access to the powers of the Radiants. They also have titles, with the feared Rabigoatnel being known as the 'Lady of Wishes'.

Edited by NerdyAarakocra
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1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The Fused are Goat-ium's elite troops. They are immortal and have access to the powers of the Radiants. They also have titles, with the feared Rabigoatnel being known as the 'Lady of Wishes'.

However, goats.

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People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a goat, despite years of effort.

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"I'm not a goat, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research." -Sherlock Holmes

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“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you goats, don't make lemonade! Make life take the goat back! Get mad! I don't want your darn goat! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the goats!” I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that'll burn your house down!

-Portal 2

 

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a goat

-gone with the wind

 

i'm gonna make a goat he cant refuse.

-godfather

 

every goat dies, but not every goat truly lives.

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say hello to my little goat.

goats pee on a spark plug.

I am the goat, goat, and goat.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die.

Edited by Being of Cacophony
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"i'm done with these motherfreaking goats on this motherfreaking plane"

"you call that a goat? this is a goat"

"goats mean you never have to say sorry"

"the stuff that goats are made of"

"pain heals, goats dig scars, glory lasts forever"

Edited by Wits instant noodles
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*hides under table moaning* … too many goaaaats… help meeeeeee… ruining goa- I mean stormlight…

Also that wasn’t a quote it was just me in distress over the inordinate amount of goats apparently present in all books/films/franchises of any kind that I failed to notice.

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To goat, or not to goat, that is the question. Whether tis’ nobler in the mind to suffer the goats of living, or endure the goat of death. And to goat, perhaps, to dream, aye there’s the goat!

Shakespeare, (Hamlet). Believe it or not, this is exactly the way he intended for it to be used.

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There's always another goat. - Kelsier, The Final Empire

Edit: didn't know this one has already been done.

Edited by Ati16

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