You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

40 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

…be careful with the second book though. As soon as Felurian shows up, you probably want to skip about 100 pages.

Uhh... why?

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

4 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Uhh... why?

People get mad at the... love faerie. IMO, it's not that bad, and there's important stuff in there.

[Edema Rue she/her]

18 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

Uhh... why?

Well just figured you should be warned, nobody told me and I’m a youthful child so 

[Philomath she/her]

YKYASFW someone stops at your kids lemonade stand while they are touring the house for sale across the street and you see their kid carrying the Soonie pup from the Mistborn box. So you geek out and ask them about it and then they notice you wearing your Wayne shirt from The Lost Metal swag stuff. And it feels like you are instant fans and now I really hope the buy the house so we can be neighbors. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYASFW the 4H sheep naming theme this year is SA! (So far we've got Veil, Adolin, Lift, Rock, Rysn, Lopen with more to come)

And because I missed last year, it was Mistborn! We had Wayne, Vin, Kelsier, MeLaan, Breeze, Ham, Sazed, and Ranette!

[Kasimir he/him]

When you see this and laugh and immediately wonder if NParks is a front for Pattern:

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

When you stay up late at night talking to your brother about the Cosmere and when he doesn't really get what you are saying.

Sadly I am only the only one who knows about the Cosmere out of all the people i know. It is really sad, no one to talk to.

Edited June 5, 2023 by Scars of Hathsin

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

That’s what the shard is for, right?

[The Sibling she/her]

When you read White Sands in it's entirety. 

[The Stormfather He/Him]

when you dream with everything outlined in blue and wake up trying to push and pull on metals and trip when it doesn't work.

[Edema Rue she/her]

When you go to a friends house and find her dad’s bookshelf and just sit on the floor with all the Sanderson books he has.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

when you see black panther and immediately go " bridge four!"

[Marmie's Party he/him]

When you recognize the phrase "I think" everywhere (Sazed).

Edited June 19, 2023 by Marmie's Party

[The Sibling she/her]

When you make a deal with someone that you'll read the 4th Legend of Drizzt book if they read TWoK, and then they read the entire Cosmere and join the shard.

@stormform wert      

[The Stormfather He/Him]

You never even read the 5th one.

And that's the best one. YKYASW you spend an hour making boxes filled with drawings and quotes from stormlight archive for absolutely no idea.

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

When you begin making references to Sanderson books in the middle of a conversation. It fits really well with the context, but them you realize that no one but you understood what you were talking about.

[The Sibling she/her]

10 hours ago, stormform wert said:

YKYASW you spend an hour making boxes filled with drawings and quotes from stormlight archive for absolutely no idea.

YKYASW You also did this.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

YKYASW you spend half your time on this thread

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

When you start mentioning people as your cousins… then they ask how many cousins you have… and you just tell them that you can never have too many cousins.

[The Sibling she/her]

When the tabs you have open are the coppermind (X2), the shard (X3), arcanum, the interactive map of Roshar, and Diceborn.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

YKYASW you are actively playing WTCC in your head at all times.

"This character is fro- MENNIS!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

When you talk to your brother who is on a mission for our church, and the one day of the week you can talk to him you discuss Sanderson stuff for over an hour.

Edit: this happens every week, it wasn’t just a one time thing.

Edited June 28, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[The Sibling she/her]

When you've read Oathbringer so many times that this is all that's left :

Spoiler

 

[The Stormfather He/Him]

YKYASW you get new copies of the stormlight archive because the books don't have random pages and the epilogues are gone so I didn't even know that jasnah was alive until oathbringer

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

YKYASW you tell your friend “I’m almost done with my book, only 200 pages left!”

Edited July 16, 2023 by Lightweaver2