You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Lemonelon]

When you have over 50 new books to read (thanks Audible sale) and all you do is re-read the Cosmere...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you read someone else's questions for Brandon and realize that you aren’t the nerd everyone thinks you are. 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

I haven't worn them frequently since sixth grade when i first read Mistborn.

Well then I’d check for any leftover metal bits from the last time someone stabbed you with a sword 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

5 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Well then I’d check for any leftover metal bits from the last time someone stabbed you with a sword 

Oh yeah. That was rough, by the way. I'm really lucky i survived. Only problem is that it was a shardblade. I can't use my left arm anymore.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Tesh said:

Oh yeah. That was rough, by the way. I'm really lucky i survived. Only problem is that it was a shardblade. I can't use my left arm anymore.

Ah, unfortunate. Well then I’d just make sure to avoid Hemalurgy of any kind and you should be good.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

YKYASW the previous conversation just happened.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKYASW you see this in the Computer Science room and get really excited.

[+Doomstick he/him]

On 11/9/2019 at 6:46 PM, Tesh said:

When you just finished your Era 1 MB re-read, and you can't decide between Era 2, Warbreaker, or Skyward to re-read next. (Gotta finish Fires of Heaven first, though).

Same predicament finish tfoh before starsight comes out...

[Eluvianii he/him]

So a few days ago I went to a book fair and, you guessed it, the first thing I did was scan the entire place looking for Sanderson books.

That said, YKYASFW in said fair you find only a few copies of Elantris and a single copy of Words of Radiance and you get sad realizing that likely nearly no one in your city knows the goodness of his books.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

So a few days ago I went to a book fair and, you guessed it, the first thing I did was scan the entire place looking for Sanderson books.

That said, YKYASFW in said fair you find only a few copies of Elantris and a single copy of Words of Radiance and you get sad realizing that likely nearly no one in your city knows the goodness of his books.

Unless everyone did and there were just Too many copies for people to carry out...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Okay, this is kind of a long story, so bear with me, it's funny. 

I have Show Choir in the mornings on Tuesday and Thursdays and we're singing Linus and Lucy - ya know, from Peanuts. (I know it doesn't have words, we're singing it on "dah'" and "dot" and stuff) And for some reason, my tired, morning brain made me picture a bunch of inquisitors walking through the ash and singing this song in four parts.  But wait, it gets better. As I continued to explore the idea in my mind, I got something like this. It gets weirder as it goes on. 

Ruin: Marsh, you're on Soprano 1.

Marsh: *groans* But Ruin!

Ruin: We need your falsetto!

Marsh: *grumbles*

Ruin: WE DIDN'T SPIKE ADAM LEVINE SO YOU COULD WASTE THAT GIFT!

So yeah, you know you're a Sanderfan when you think of something like that. 

[Kasimir he/him]

When you read an article on why mathematicians love Hagoromo chalk (apparently it's a dream to use), and you wonder if Rithmatists would also go wild with Hagoromo  (I need to try it someday!)

[overlord stick]

YKYASFW you decide to make your 2-3 minute speech for ELA  a general explanation of Investiture and its mechanics. Coppermind, here I come!

 

Edited November 12, 2019 by Lord Furret

[Reckless Reader]

1 hour ago, Lord Furret said:

YKYASFW you decide to make your 2-3 minute speech for ELA  a general explanation of Investiture and its mechanics. Coppermind, here I come!

WOW, good luck!! Points for such an incredibly ambitious goal!!

[overlord stick]

33 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

WOW, good luck!! Points for such an incredibly ambitious goal!!

Yep, plus my eagerness alone convinced my teacher to read Mistborn.

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

When you discover https://talktotransformer.com/ and this happens:

It's trying so hard to write about the Stormlight Archive. 

[AonEne he/him]

6 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Okay, this is kind of a long story, so bear with me, it's funny. 

I have Show Choir in the mornings on Tuesday and Thursdays and we're singing Linus and Lucy - ya know, from Peanuts. (I know it doesn't have words, we're singing it on "dah'" and "dot" and stuff) And for some reason, my tired, morning brain made me picture a bunch of inquisitors walking through the ash and singing this song in four parts.  But wait, it gets better. As I continued to explore the idea in my mind, I got something like this. It gets weirder as it goes on. 

Ruin: Marsh, you're on Soprano 1.

Marsh: *groans* But Ruin!

Ruin: We need your falsetto!

Marsh: *grumbles*

Ruin: WE DIDN'T SPIKE ADAM LEVINE SO YOU COULD WASTE THAT GIFT!

So yeah, you know you're a Sanderfan when you think of something like that. 

Who wants to get on a vc and read this interaction? Because I do. We must record this. Star, do you have Discord? 

51 minutes ago, CrazyManth3 said:

When you discover https://talktotransformer.com/ and this happens:

It's trying so hard to write about the Stormlight Archive. 

Wait, how does this site work 

[+Doomstick he/him]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Who wants to get on a vc and read this interaction? Because I do. We must record this. Star, do you have Discord? 

Wait, how does this site work 

She does, join the tLT server I’ll invite you after school

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Who wants to get on a vc and read this interaction? Because I do. We must record this. Star, do you have Discord? 

I do indeed! 

Edited November 12, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[AonEne he/him]

46 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

She does, join the tLT server I’ll invite you after school

Aight cool. 

38 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

I do indeed! 

You should join the Alleyverse server  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Aight cool. 

You should join the Alleyverse server  

I'm not even a big part of the alleyverse yet...

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

I'm not even a big part of the alleyverse yet...

We’ll convert you  It’ll be fun  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sure, okay...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

8 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Okay, this is kind of a long story, so bear with me, it's funny. 

I have Show Choir in the mornings on Tuesday and Thursdays and we're singing Linus and Lucy - ya know, from Peanuts. (I know it doesn't have words, we're singing it on "dah'" and "dot" and stuff) And for some reason, my tired, morning brain made me picture a bunch of inquisitors walking through the ash and singing this song in four parts.  But wait, it gets better. As I continued to explore the idea in my mind, I got something like this. It gets weirder as it goes on. 

Ruin: Marsh, you're on Soprano 1.

Marsh: *groans* But Ruin!

Ruin: We need your falsetto!

Marsh: *grumbles*

Ruin: WE DIDN'T SPIKE ADAM LEVINE SO YOU COULD WASTE THAT GIFT!

So yeah, you know you're a Sanderfan when you think of something like that. 

The Inquisitor Quartet. “Who knew a spike in the throat could work such wonders?!”

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you're listening to your Disney playlist and Go the Distance from Hercules comes up and you suddenly have the mental image of yourself in a mistcloak running down the street while singing it.

Also, when, after you finish your HoA re-read, you text your friends saying, "All my friends are dead."