Shallan&Pattern she/her Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 YKYASFW you are trying to sleep and thinking about if the house was on fire, what you would grab as you escape and the two things you think of are your phone and all of your sanderson books. Spesifically signed ones.
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Shallan&Pattern said: YKYASFW you are trying to sleep and thinking about if the house was on fire, what you would grab as you escape and the two things you think of are your phone and all of your sanderson books. Spesifically signed ones. Me: HOW CAN I CARRY THEM ALL 3
NameIess Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, DoomStick said: Me: HOW CAN I CARRY THEM ALL YKYASFW You would rather die then leave your books behind. (Not really.) (OkaymaybeifIhadaWoKleatherbound) 2
AonEne he/him Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 Think of it like this, if you die you can’t read more books in the future! 1
Destruction he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: You would rather die then leave your books behind. (Not really.) (OkaymaybeifIhadaWoKleatherbound) And if you die then you can't track down the cause of the fire. If that cause was a person then you can get really mad at them for 1 the loss of a wealth of sanderson books, and 2 The destruction of your perpendicularity that you have. Any good judge would agree with you that the only good for a person to avoid a life sentence would be if they pled guilty and agreed to be a sanderfan. Only then can they feel the true pain of what they have caused. Any Sanderfan can testify that the loss of sanderson books would be heart-breaking. An WOK leatherbound destruction would mean imminent destruction of all happiness. 3
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 When you are disappointed that your Aonic alphabet got cut off suddenly with school being cancelled! I only got to Aon Ela! When you have to make a decision about either rereading Stormlight over break so you have something to do, yet reread it AGAIN in November, or just wait until November... AND CHOOSE THE FIRST OPTION! When you decide to name all your 4h lambs after Warbreaker characters this year! 3
Shallan&Pattern she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 When you can write your name in womens script and a male sanderfan asks what each letter is. I replied: "You can't know! You're a boy." we also had a conversation about what foods we are sad we don't get to eat. Also, when you have converted nearly half of your ALL classes. (Once I finish, my goal is to convert my english teacher who is very anti-fantasy) 3
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Shallan&Pattern said: When you can write your name in womens script and a male sanderfan asks what each letter is. I replied: "You can't know! You're a boy." we also had a conversation about what foods we are sad we don't get to eat. Also, when you have converted nearly half of your ALL classes. (Once I finish, my goal is to convert my english teacher who is very anti-fantasy) I wish I was persuasive enough to do this! My brother and I are the only two who have read Mistborn out of the school library in the past 3 years. I have converted the librarian though. 2
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: When you are disappointed that your Aonic alphabet got cut off suddenly with school being cancelled! I only got to Aon Ela! When you want a real aonic alphabet to be published in the Elantris 25 anniversary when you want to know the diacritic that turns a letter into h (women’s script) when you want to know the rest of the warbreaker alphabet when you want to know the Artisan’s Script 1
Bookish Ocelot she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 When one sweatshirt sleeve is slightly longer than the other because you keep pulling it over your left hand. 2
Destruction he/him Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Shallan&Pattern said: Also, when you have converted nearly half of your ALL classes. (Once I finish, my goal is to convert my english teacher who is very anti-fantasy) I wish I had converted my ALL classes. Your English teacher seems like a tough nut to crack. Retain hope though It is always possible to convert the non-believers. Your best hopes are if you convince them that reading Sanderson is needed to understand their class. Also that they are only true English teachers if they have read the Sanderson literature. Finally if they are anti-fantasy just say its fine if they read Sanderson. Sanderson's books are Epic fantasy so it's all good. Why would anyone not want to read epic fantasy. Its epic for storming sakes. Edit: I just realized though that I do not want to convert my classes. Once I do so then people will discriminate against me because I am a dark-eyes. Maybe if I get them to read everything but Stormlight. so you know you are a Sanderfan if you want to convince people to read Sanderson but don't want to because then they will know what you truly are. All those light-eyes will finally have an excuse to pester me a dark-eyes Edited March 25, 2020 by spren of destruction Didn't want to double post. I think that's bad. :) 1
Shallan&Pattern she/her Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 12 hours ago, spren of destruction said: I wish I had converted my ALL classes. Your English teacher seems like a tough nut to crack. Retain hope though It is always possible to convert the non-believers. Your best hopes are if you convince them that reading Sanderson is needed to understand their class. Also that they are only true English teachers if they have read the Sanderson literature. Finally if they are anti-fantasy just say its fine if they read Sanderson. Sanderson's books are Epic fantasy so it's all good. Why would anyone not want to read epic fantasy. Its epic for storming sakes. Edit: I just realized though that I do not want to convert my classes. Once I do so then people will discriminate against me because I am a dark-eyes. Maybe if I get them to read everything but Stormlight. so you know you are a Sanderfan if you want to convince people to read Sanderson but don't want to because then they will know what you truly are. All those light-eyes will finally have an excuse to pester me a dark-eyes Hah- I felt that. However I'm confuzeled about my eye rank. I have hazel eyes and they change color. Some days they look green and are light, somedays they look brown and are dark. Also- I was having a conversation with a boy at my table I have converted. He just finish oathbringer and I am working on finding him a mistborn book. We were discussing ships in Oathbringer, specifically Shalladin. (Shallan/Kaladin) He is a strong Shalladin Believer and so am I. Someone made a joke. (One of the others that I have converted, They are only on way of kings. But They have read mistborn.) He shouted. "SHALINAR!!!) (Shallan/dallinar) Though I realized it was a joke, we had almost all of the Sanderfans (Mostly the extraverted ones, but a couple of the quiet ones) Arguing and commenting on how wrong Shalinar is. Eventually it calmed down, and me and the first kind continued to talk about Shalladin Possibilities. (I can only imagine the what the one's I haven't converted might have been thinking about our loud argument. It was also during Science class and my teacher is almost always out of the room.) Eventually we actually got back to work and chatted about other cosmere things. (spoliers end of oathbringer.) Spoiler WIth the end of oathbringer we were both sad that Shalladin was impossible, But I was still happy for Shallan and Adolin. I kinda wanted them to be together too. I hope you guys get that too... Anyway. After that, one of the non-cosmere kids looks at us and says to me and that first kid: "I ship you two." Awkward. We were both embarrased and they commented " oooh you two are blushing it means its truuuue!" I mean... it doesn't... we were just flustered. But We just tried to ignore them. And we went back to conversations about how all of the eithgrade girls are being immodest with their hands, we talked about which foods we were sad we couldn't eat, and class ended. When half of your post has spell check yelling at you for cosmere words. Sorry for the massive post. 3
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, Shallan&Pattern said: Anyway. After that, one of the non-cosmere kids looks at us and says to me and that first kid: "I ship you two." Awkward. We were both embarrased and they commented " oooh you two are blushing it means its truuuue!" I ship it 4
Mist she/her Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 YKYASFW you realize the Beast in the live action Beauty and the Beast is a Mistborn. Also, when your phone recognizes Mistborn as a word.
Frustration Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 On 4/27/2015 at 9:39 PM, Shattered said: When it's impossible to read other fantasy because they never provide enough justification or explanation of the magic system(s). Allow me to introduce the Silmarilion. 1
Frustration Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 On 5/15/2015 at 8:53 PM, Kairos said: Wait, let me guess. They forgot how to yodel badly? Finally someone else read the terms and conditions!! 2
AonEne he/him Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 30 minutes ago, Booknerd said: Finally someone else read the terms and conditions!! You do realize these are from 2015, right? You know you’re a Sanderfan when you realize that the Black and White Pokemon games’ Legendaries have a focus on...truths and ideals. Truths and Ideals!
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 20 hours ago, AonEne said: You do realize these are from 2015, right? You know you're a Sanderfan when time has no meaning 2
AonEne he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Booknerd said: You know you're a Sanderfan when time has no meaning In the Spiritual Realm
The_Archivist he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 when you see a cloud stretch over the horizon behind you and you start sprinting home to outrun the highstorm 1
AonEne he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 37 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: when you see a cloud stretch over the horizon behind you and you start sprinting home to outrun the highstorm Welcome to the Shard! Are you secretly Fleet?
Mist she/her Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 YKYASFW you first read a song title as "You Really Got a Hoid on Me."
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 On 6/7/2015 at 11:33 AM, Shattered said: Brandon is seriously the ultimate writer. There's hardly a single aspect of writing that anyone does better than him. Tolkien is a superior World builder
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 On 6/18/2015 at 1:02 AM, DanTheSeamonster said: When you're disappointed in how darn tiny non-Sanderson books are. So true I got so embarrassed trying to check out a non-Sanderson book I was like Ahhh it's so short.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 25 minutes ago, Booknerd said: Tolkien is a superior World builder Tolkien also spent 20-30 years building Middle Earth.
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