You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Truthweaver she/her]

When you read A Christmas Carol and imagine the Christmas Past ghost as an honorspren, the Christmas Present ghost as Rock, and the Christmas Future ghost as an Unmade.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Truthweaver said:

When you read A Christmas Carol and imagine the Christmas Past ghost as an honorspren, the Christmas Present ghost as Rock, and the Christmas Future ghost as an Unmade.

Imaginary upvote!

[Flying she/her]

When your friend just started reading The Way of Kings and he says, "I wish I had a shard sword and shard armor" and you just glare at him and say, "We do not refer to Shardplate as "shard armor", and we do not refer to Shardblades as "shard swords". These are rules you must learn to follow, my young padawan." 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When your friend just started reading The Way of Kings and he says, "I wish I had a shard sword and shard armor" and you just glare at him and say, "We do not refer to Shardplate as "shard armor", and we do not refer to Shardblades as "shard swords". These are rules you must learn to follow, my young padawan." 

Another imaginary upvote!

[Xaladin he/him]

When

Wait, this airport's bookstore has Oathbringer?

THIS AIRPORT'S BOOKSTORE HAS OATHBRINGER.

But my flight boards in 8 minutes.

Ten Heartbeats. I don't care.

Yeah, that was a while ago, but I am a slow reader, and I did return to earth (from Roshar) on foot.

Alas, I have Returned (to the 17th Shard, etc., but not before destroying lots of evil )

Edited December 10, 2017 by Xaladin
Removing an OB spoiler

[+Extesian he/him]

When you're camping, have no mobile reception, finally get to the top of a mountain with this view...

...and spend it happily looking at a Sharder's (very good) theory while your girlfriend shakes her head

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

You buy a fancy shirt with over-long, bell-like sleeves, and as you look at your half-covered hand, you suddenly feel... Alethi.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

15 minutes ago, Necessary Eagle said:

You buy a fancy shirt with over-long, bell-like sleeves, and as you look at your half-covered hand, you suddenly feel... Alethi.

Correction: Vorin

When you are eating a roll and listening to the Lift interlude, and you feel awesome.

Edited December 10, 2017 by Tesh

[Sami she/her]

When your sister (who you've finally hooked on SA) borrows your copy of Oathbringer, loses it for a moment when you're  not home, finds it ten minutes later, and you send her graphic death threats (with emojis, of course) should that ever happen again. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

33 minutes ago, Ookla the Wofl said:

When your sister (who you've finally hooked on SA) borrows your copy of Oathbringer, loses it for a moment when you're  not home, finds it ten minutes later, and you send her graphic death threats (with emojis, of course) should that ever happen again. 

I honesty just wouldn't have let anyone borrow it in the first place. Everyone I know is really hard on books.

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

8 hours ago, Tesh said:

I honesty just wouldn't have let anyone borrow it in the first place. Everyone I know is really hard on books.

I'm sending my copy of Oathbringer to my brother, who's in Israel for the year. Nobody ever say that I don't make noble sacrifices.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you write down all of Fleet's story. Just the parts that Hoid tells. I might audition to preform it in my school's talent show. I'll just have to wait and see.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you question why you were Harry Potter for Halloween, when you could have been Kaladin.

(yes I still dress up on Halloween)

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 12/10/2017 at 9:37 AM, Necessary Eagle said:

I'm sending my copy of Oathbringer to my brother, who's in Israel for the year. Nobody ever say that I don't make noble sacrifices.

 Sending it to Israel to someone learning in yeshiva mighty noble indeed. If it were me I could not part with it over such a distance without without worrying about it! 

When you write a poem and purposely use the word damnation. for any who have any desire to read it you can PM me.

Edited December 12, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Podman]

27 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you write down all of Fleet's story. Just the parts that Hoid tells. I might audition to preform it in my school's talent show. I'll just have to wait and see.

When you say preform, do you mean Hoid-style?

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Conflusled said:

When you say preform, do you mean Hoid-style?

That, my friend, would be impossible for someone with no access to investiture.

But I'm going to try to get as close as I can.

[Podman]

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you cover your bookshelf in Christmas lights, and @Ookla the Rusty says it looks like it is "gleaming with Stormlight," so you call it an Invested bookshelf.

And now my whole room is covered in lights, so I guess I have access to very large amounts of Investiture at the moment.

Spoiler

 

[king of nowhere]

When your cat goes "mao", "meo", "mreo", and you wonder if she's trying to communicate with aons

[Foundation]

On 12/10/2017 at 7:37 AM, Necessary Eagle said:

I'm sending my copy of Oathbringer to my brother, who's in Israel for the year. Nobody ever say that I don't make noble sacrifices.

This is sure to attract some honor spren. I don't know that I've ever seen something so noble.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you just randomly think to yourself for no reason, "I wonder if Kaladin would like pizza"

 

Hmm.. Not so much a sign of a sanderfan, more just me being weird...

Edited December 11, 2017 by Benjamin_Stormblessed

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you see on the Coppermind the the Palanaeum was based off the Library of Alexandria and think 'Of course it was. They're both run by evil cultists.'

[JoyBlu she/her]

You see this headline 

 

“Ash falls like snow” 

 

and get excited because you think for a second you are back in Mistborn Era 1!

 

Quote

“Ash fell from the sky.”

 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you avoid looking at any girl's left hand.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you spend several hours discussing Cosmere stuff with @Vashakh Sadeas over Hangouts. He is the only person other than @LionTale_Writer who will do that with me! @Cel and I just make random references to books. And Hamilton. And Studio C.

And I'll stop now.

Who new theorizing could be so much fun? Especially with the duck references. 

Lightbulb! Invested unicorns.