You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I just had an idea:

A thread full of all the stupid things people have forgotten about Sanderson books!

After all, I myself forgot

(WoR spoiler)

Spoiler

That Adolin had killed Sadeas until @Cel reminded me.

 Anyone support this idea?

[Podman]

3 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I just had an idea:

A thread full of all the stupid things people have forgotten about Sanderson books!

After all, I myself forgot

(WoR spoiler)

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That Adolin had killed Sadeas until @Cel reminded me.

 Anyone support this idea?

6782.84%!

Edited November 30, 2017 by Ookla the Conflusled

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Conflusled said:

6782.84%!

I'll start it, and see what happens.

[King Cole he/him]

When you spend hours designing a Bridge Four symbol to 3D print. It came out pretty well

 

[Steeldancer he/him]

When you find a Sanderfan on Clash Royale and invite them to the Shard 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you introduce @Vashakh Sadeas to the Shard.

When you read OB for three hours straight, then take a break to check up on the Shard. I should get back to reading, now...

Also, I just need to say this:

I love Hoid. For those of you who have read OB, you will know exactly when I started crying.

Edited December 1, 2017 by Tesh

[A Dopey Spren he/him]

When you slip on some ice and try and play it off as an Edgedancer...

[Farnsworth]

When you create This

OATHBRINGER SPOILERS on that link!!!

[A Dopey Spren he/him]

Also, when you realise that, as I live in England, I'm basically always experiencing the Weeping.

[Podman]

When you try to type Vive and your phone keeps trying to correct it to Vivenna. Then you feel pride. 

Edit: My phone just autocorrected ash to Ashe. I feel so happy!!!

Edited December 3, 2017 by Ookla the Conflusled

[AngelEy3 he/him]

On 12/1/2017 at 8:52 PM, A Dopey Spren said:

Also, when you realise that, as I live in England, I'm basically always experiencing the Weeping.

In Minnesota, US, I have dubbed October "The Weeping" 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you try to bring OB to a parade.

My parents didn't let me.

When you know for a fact you're getting both Legion and the first Alcatraz book for Christmas.

[Steeldancer he/him]

When you're reading Frankenstein and you come across the word "perpendicularity" and you go "Wait a second"

[The Harp Lady]

When you've infected your family to the point that the following interaction happens when you're at a flute lesson:

Friend (who hasn't read Warbreaker): Do you know if your sister has returned?

Sister: I don't know. I've never seen her taking anyone's breath.

Friend: ...

Sister: ...

Sister: Oh, you mean has she come back from her lesson? I don't know.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@The Harp Lady Was it Hoid's flute?...

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you see any sword that is not a shardblade and just think it's cute 

Edited December 4, 2017 by Benjamin_Stormblessed

[The Harp Lady]

@Tesh my flute does not, unfortunately, have quite the same story to go along with it. However, there was a small amount of fangirling that went on when I discovered that Hoid played flute 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you and your dad sit at the computer for about three hours trying to get tWoK and WoR onto your MP3 player.

It didn't work.

But I'm very grateful for my dad for doing that. He's not even a Sanderfan! (He has read tFE, tWoA, and Elantris, but he can't remember a thing about them. The closest he's come to remembering those is, "Aren't there some guys with spikes in their eyes called Cole?" So, he mixed inquisitors and koloss up, but he was close. Also... @King Cole!!! Ha!)

(Sorry... Just had to point that out).

 

When you are very happy that they changed the daily upvote limit from 16 (wait, is that number a coincidence?) to 20.

Edited December 4, 2017 by Tesh

[King Cole he/him]

12 hours ago, Tesh said:

But I'm very grateful for my dad for doing that. He's not even a Sanderfan! (He has read tFE, tWoA, and Elantris, but he can't remember a thing about them. The closest he's come to remembering those is, "Aren't there some guys with spikes in their eyes called Cole?" So, he mixed inquisitors and koloss up, but he was close. Also... @King Cole!!! Ha!)

 

What??? I have no idea what you are talking about... pssh... spikes in eyes, I totally don't want that

[Tesh Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, King Cole said:

What??? I have no idea what you are talking about... pssh... spikes in eyes, I totally don't want that

You just want to cut all your limbs off. 

Oops, I forgot, you already did that.

But they grew back.

(Inside joke).

[Vogelsang he/him]

When you go into a month long mourning period after finishing a Sanderson saga.

When you treat you Sanderson books better than your friends.

When you get angry at average others for writing inferior books.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ladrian said:

When you go into a month long mourning period after finishing a Sanderson saga.

When you treat you Sanderson books better than your friends.

When you get angry at average others for writing inferior books.

Me. just, literally. Me.

[Quickbronze he/him]

13 minutes ago, Ladrian said:

When you get angry at average others for writing inferior books.

Been there, done that

[Tesh Any pronouns]

30 minutes ago, Ladrian said:

When you go into a month long mourning period after finishing a Sanderson saga.

When you treat you Sanderson books better than your friends.

When you get angry at average others for writing inferior books.

This is a summary of my life.

Rest in peace, _______. I didn't even like you in the first books. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

When your friend finished part one of WoK and they loved Kaladins arc and I'm squealing inside saying YOU HAVE NO IDEA PREPARE TO WEEP