You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Alfa said:

Talk about Alcatraz. 

Or Reckoners.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

6 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Or Reckoners.

But isn't that Cosmere?

 

 

(I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me)

 

[Clockwork he/him]

15 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

But isn't that Cosmere?

DIE, HERETIC!

 

When you use this to curse someone:

GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG!

 

I actually used that once.

It didn't have the effect I imagined.

 

EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spelled so close to the same?

Edited December 9, 2016 by Chasmfiend

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

7 minutes ago, Chasmfiend said:

DIE, HERETIC!

 

When you use this to curse someone:

GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG!

 

I actually used that once.

It didn't have the effect I imagined.

 

EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spell so close to the same?

I'll be sure to say that the next time I'm insulting someone, that will make me feel as a total Sanderfan.

Edited December 9, 2016 by Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

3 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

But isn't that Cosmere?

 

 

(I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me)

 

Yeah, I hope to see Steelheart vs. TLR sometime, but everyone knows Reckoners isn't Cosmere. You're getting confused, the one that is Cosmere is Alcatraz.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don Kil Me Ples

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see someone with a bracelet on the street and you ask if she/he is a feruchemist.

Edited December 10, 2016 by Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew

[Ironeyes]

You know you're an extremely unlucky Sanderfan when you're just about to convince your friend to read Warbreaker and Brandon's website chooses precisely that time to go down. No joke, this happened to me last night. Luckily I have it saved to my laptop so I just emailed her the PDF

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend tells you he's not going to read Brandon Sanderson's books, and then you feel like killing him.

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone asks you what WoK or WoR is about and you simply say:

"It's complicated"

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade.

[Ironeyes]

4 hours ago, KnightRadiant said:

When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade.

Is he/she cute? Cause that might just work out... Go for it!

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

4 hours ago, KnightRadiant said:

When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade.

That would literally be the easiest person to talk to in history. 

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

4 hours ago, KnightRadiant said:

When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade.

Yeah, as @Ironeyes said, go for it! Really, you should be grateful you have someone else to talk to face to face about Brandon's books, absolutely no one in my school has read Brandon Sanderson books.

[Ironeyes]

Just now, Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew said:

Yeah, as @Ironeyes said, go for it! Really, you should be grateful you have someone else to talk to face to face about Brandon's books, absolutely no one in my school has read Brandon Sanderson books.

Convert them, my friend! I'm forever grateful that Brandon released Warbreaker for free, cause it's my most effective tool for conversion. Almost like another free book, one that I gave to people a lot when I was a missionary... #mormonmaifalol

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

1 minute ago, Ironeyes said:

Convert them, my friend! I'm forever grateful that Brandon released Warbreaker for free, cause it's my most effective tool for conversion. Almost like another free book, one that I gave to people a lot when I was a missionary... #mormonmaifalol

I've tried, believe me, I wasn't kidding with this post:

 

9 hours ago, Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend tells you he's not going to read Brandon Sanderson's books, and then you feel like killing him.

 

[Ironeyes]

 Sorry man. 

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ironeyes said:

 Sorry man. 

Yeah, I'm sorry for them. They don't know what they're missing on.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

@Assassin in Burgundy @Ironeyes @Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew

Yes, he's cute. And nice. And a newbie to the school like me. I actually like him a lot. Sadly, I have no classes with him with this year  Good thing I'm still a freshman.

I know how it feels to not have someone to talk to about Brandon's books. I lived in a foreign country for two years, where the best way to read American literature is via kindle, and almost no one reads English stuff. Glad to be back, I can say that.

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

When you have a dream that Stormlight 3 first draft got moved to 118%. 

[Jedal he/him]

When you imagine the son of Spook being a worldhopping badass and cannot stop thinking about it.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

When instead of saying time to go you say drop your coins 

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

You know you're NOT a Sanderfan when in the middle of reading Steelheart you say:"Hoid! Guys, I found Hoid in Reckoners!", and then every Sanderfan wants to decapitate you

 

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew said:

You know you're NOT a Sanderfan when in the middle of reading Steelheart you say:"Hoid! Guys, I found Hoid in Reckoners!", and then every Sanderfan wants to decapitate you

 

Did this happen? Who was the supposed Hoid? 

[Sallin Zeras he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the gatorgirl00 said:

Did this happen? Who was the supposed Hoid? 

Nah, just a joke, but I just imagined a guy like that, thinking he unraveled the Cosmere's greatest secret

[Shlee]

I feel like this thread needs a mirror thread of Sanderfan fails.

Like me, not at least finding out if the Barnes and Noble guy who sold me Arcanum Unbounded (after fetching it from the back for me) and then talked my ear off about Oathbringer and the Kingkiller Chronicles, was a 17 sharder. Fail.

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when it's finals week but you are up at 12:30 AM writing keteks.

Edited December 12, 2016 by Sunbird

[Delightful]

On 22/11/2016 at 0:22 AM, Ookla the Sunrise Watcher said:

I've been waiting to post it for a while now.

Anyway, you're a Sanderfan when it hurts when you see Brandon giving his "I'm RAFOing from now on, too many questions" routine

Are we talking about a particular event or interview here?

On 01/12/2016 at 0:08 AM, Rasarr said:

I've been in the cinema to see Moana yesterday (really awesome film, BTW), and after I returned home, I stumbled upon the "Bavadin has invented entire pantheons of gods" WoB from Reddit, and somehow those two ideas mixed in my head.

In other words: You know you're a Sanderfan when you spend the entire afternoon thinking about Disney-style Cosmere musical, where each Shard has their own song. I think Bavadin's would have her show up as all the gods she's been puppeting over the ages, "fanning out from behind her"-style.

Bavadin is she?!

On 05/12/2016 at 7:51 PM, Brightness Enna said:

*choirs sing from the clouds*

*orchestras perform perfect impromptu while their instruments glow ominously*

*millions look to the sky*

*choirs sing more*

*1000 chasmfiends sing in chorus*

On 05/12/2016 at 8:25 PM, Nashan'Elin said:

When you read the back cover of WoK after reading Arcanum Unbounded and think "I know who wrote that! I know who wrote that!"

I really really need to get a copy.

8 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

When instead of saying time to go you say drop your coins 

Good one!