Sanderson Memes

[Elandera she/her]

This is my life. I have very little time to actually sit and read, and a lot of time driving. So I started listening to audiobooks. But with the Cosmere especially, I have no idea how anyone's names are spelled (unless I read at least some of the book).

Edited April 3, 2018 by Elandera

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On 3/29/2018 at 11:27 AM, Archer said:

I am the only breath stealer. Not the DA.

[Leyrann]

15 hours ago, ElephantEarwax said:

I am the only breath stealer. Not the DA.

You are also, according to your signature, a liar, so I do not see why I should trust you on this.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Ask anyone. @MacThorstenson. Is this true?

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Yes that is true @Leyrann Elephant's breath stealing is not sanctioned by the DA.

[Leyrann]

"Head of the Dark Alley's Counterintelligence Division."

Sounds like a fancy term for "dabbles in espionage". Not sure why I should trust someone like that to tell the truth.  

[Okdes he/him]

Once, I met a Returned woman who took my breath away. 

[Mistspren she/her]

Vasher’s Ode to Nightblood:

“Oh, Nightblood, you take my breath away,

Oh, Nightblood, let’s destroy evil toda-ay,

Oh, Nightblood, you’re basically my child,

Oh, Nightblood, Sharshara’s mem’ry we defiled.

Oh, Nightblood, monster of my making,

Oh, Nightblood, angel of black steeled Breath taking,

Oh, Nightblood, demon haunting my nightmares,

Oh, Nightblood, I’m the only one who cares.”

 

Not a meme, but the Returned joke made me think of it.

Edited April 6, 2018 by Mistspren

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Mistspren said:

Vasher’s Ode to Nightblood:

“Oh, Nightblood, you take my breath away,

Oh, Nightblood, let’s destroy evil toda-ay,

Oh, Nightblood, you’re basically my child,

Oh, Nightblood, Sharshara’s mem’ry we defiled.

Oh, Nightblood, monster of my making,

Oh, Nightblood, angel of black steeled Breath taking,

Oh, Nightblood, demon haunting my nightmares,

Oh, Nightblood, I’m the only one who cares.”

 

Not a meme, but the Returned joke made me think of it.

Well put. I have a knack for writing terrible poetry. So good poetry impresses me all the more. 

4 hours ago, Leyrann said:

You are also, according to your signature, a liar, so I do not see why I should trust you on this.

@ElephantEarwax is usually pretty reliable, especially just on the normal threads. But on the intro threads, best to stay away. Unless there are cookies being offered.

[Zandarz he/him]

[Leyrann]

12 hours ago, CragHack said:

What does this refer to? A new WoB or something?

[Zandarz he/him]

5 hours ago, Leyrann said:

What does this refer to? A new WoB or something?

SH spoilers

Spoiler

This refers to the final scene in SH.

 

[Leyrann]

Ahhhhh, of course!

Have an upvote.

(I was actually sitting there thinking for five seconds before I realized it, well done)

Edited April 8, 2018 by Leyrann

[Grey Knight]

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...Even with the SH explanation, this still passes over my head. Can anyone explain what this means?

[TNTman20 he/him]

2 hours ago, The Potato said:

...Even with the SH explanation, this still passes over my head. Can anyone explain what this means?

Spoiler

I think it refers to when Kelsier punches Ruin/Ati in the face.

 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, TNTman20 said:

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I think it refers to when Kelsier punches Ruin/Ati/Fuzz in the face.

 

Edited! 

[Grey Knight]

Ah, that does make sense now. Thanks!

[AonEne he/him]

19 hours ago, TNTman20 said:

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I think it refers to when Kelsier punches Ruin/Ati in the face.

 

Oh, now I get that!

That's now hilarious.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

[Ink he/him]

More on the way.

edit: copy and paste doesn't work. I will put some on but my phone is gonna die

Edited April 12, 2018 by Quell
Added pictures (after one upvote archer! >:P)

[Archer he/him]

Quick! Before he changes this ^ give it lots and lots of upvotes. Because as we know:

On 3/6/2018 at 11:37 PM, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

 

Edited April 11, 2018 by Archer

[Oversleep]

[Botanica she/her]

Finished this Stormlight Archive x Harry Potter parody poster! 

Characters and elements are from The Way of Kings, as a parody to the movie poster of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

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"Yer a Radiant, Kaladin." — Teft

Parallels (Not necessarily): Harry - Kaladin, Dumbledore - Dalinar, Hermione - Shallan, Ron - Adolin, Snape - Sadeas, McGonagoll - Jasnah, Hagrid - Teft, Hedwig - Syl, Hogwarts - Shattered Plains, Hogwarts Express - Chull wagon, Floating candles - Lifespren & Windspren

Edited April 15, 2018 by Botanica

[Sunbird she/her]

Ahaha. When anyone mentions Renarin around Feather:

[Sparkrunner he/him]

On 4/11/2018 at 4:06 PM, Quell said:

Where did ya find this?