Sanderson Memes

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

7 hours ago, Frustration said:

I think the last one should be

That I think is a lot more common.

This was more based around the Community side of the Shard. I’ve never posted a theory before 

5 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

And Ene’s not scary, she’s one of the nicest people I’ve met.

Yeah, I do agree. But for some reason it’s becoming a common occurrence for people to be intimidated by her. 

Edited August 30, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

This was more based around the Community side of the Shard. I’ve never posted a theory before 

Yeah, I agree. But for some reason people lately have been saying that they’ve been scared of her prior to getting to know her.

Because Ene can be terrifying.

[+Doomstick he/him]

change it to "being afraid of the alleyverse"

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Doomstick said:

change it to "being afraid of the alleyverse"

Yeah, that too,

But Ene...

 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

change it to "being afraid of the alleyverse"

YES WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

YES WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT

BUT ENE!!!!!

[Frustration]

@AonEne

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Edited August 31, 2020 by I Used To Be A Fish

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 8/30/2020 at 5:15 PM, Doomstick said:

change it to "being afraid of the alleyverse"

Meee. I want to join for my second Shardiversory but I wouldn’t have any time. Junior year is death.

Also, I was intimidated by Ene when I first joined. I think I thought she was a part of the staff or something. Speaking of that, the last one could be: frightened of the staff/frightened of Chaos/frightened of mentioning the staff.

Edited August 31, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[Shard of Reading he/him]

So, these are not sploilers for the bands of mourning but you will not get them if you have not read it.

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Wayne:

Also Wayne: 

HoA Sploilers

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I could not find an image for this, but this was my idea for a meme

Vin: Am I the Hero of ages?

Sazed: Yes

Later...

Sazed: 

Version 2

Vin: Am I the Hero of Ages?

Sazed:

 

Edited September 2, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

[Shard of Reading he/him]

How to be as awesome as Kelsier in a few simple steps:

(Spoilers for every book in the mistborn world)

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1. Die
2. Don't die
3. Get stuck in prison with evil god of destruction for a year
4. Attempt to kill student's fiance
5. Eat lug nut
6. Steal from a bunch of intellectuals
7. Become 1/16th of a god
8. Give up god-hood to actual god
9. Watch actual god die and actual ACTUAL god become god
10. Scam actual ACTUAL god to be able to come back to life.

If that is too much for you this is the simplified version:

1. Punch god
2. Punch immortal almost god
3. Attempt to punch other god

 

Edited September 1, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[I Am A Fish he/him]

[Nathrangking he/him]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

11 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

So, these are not sploilers for the lost metal but you will not get them if you have not read it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

20 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

How to be as awesome as Kelsier in a few simple steps:

(Spoilers for every book in the mistborn world)

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1. Die
2. Don't die
3. Get stuck in prison with evil god of destruction for a year
4. Attempt to kill student's fiance
5. Eat lug nut
6. Steal from a bunch of intellectuals
7. Become 1/16th of a god
8. Give up god-hood to actual god
9. Watch actual god die and actual ACTUAL god become god
10. Scam actual ACTUAL god to be able to come back to life.

If that is too much for you this is the simplified version:

1. Punch god
2. Punch immortal almost god
3. Attempt to punch other god

 

*applause*

[Nathrangking he/him]

 

Edited September 2, 2020 by Nathrangking

[Shard of Reading he/him]

10 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said:

You still might not get it. They are very obscure wayne quotes.

[Mat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

You still might not get it. They are very obscure wayne quotes.

No, the fact that you said 'The Lost Metal', the unpublished 4th Mistborn Era 2 book.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said:

No, the fact that you said 'The Lost Metal', the unpublished 4th Mistborn Era 2 book.

Bingo

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On 9/2/2020 at 10:16 AM, Matrim's Dice said:

No, the fact that you said 'The Lost Metal', the unpublished 4th Mistborn Era 2 book.

Ah shoot I missed that. Let me fix it.

Edited September 3, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Chinkoln he/him]

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I put them in spoiler boxes so that they wouldn't be super big to everyone viewing them.

Edited September 3, 2020 by Chinkoln
Courtesy to page viewers

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Aha! I got a new one. 

Words of Radiance Spoilers:

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Adolin to Sadeas:

 

Edited September 3, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Is this a spoiler? Meh...

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[Chinkoln he/him]

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They are in spoiler boxes for the convenience of the reader, I don't think any of them actually spoil anything.