Quiver he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Yeah, but it's the Question thread. Posts there are so far beyond context, light from their context is visibly redshifted before reaching the posts. Posts there are so far beyond context, the Hubble Constant has to be factored into calculating the distance between them and their proper context. Posts there are so far beyond context, the light emitted by their context traveled for years before reaching the posts. Posts there are so far beyond context, a ball of twine capable of connecting posts with their proper context could wrap around Jupiter seventeen times and still be long enough to reach Alpha Centauri. Posts there are so far beyond context, if their context exploded in a fiery mushroom cloud it would take decades for the posts to hear the explosion. Posts there are so far beyond context, the Midgard Serpent could put its mouth on their proper context, stretch itself to its full length, and still not reach the posts. Have I made my point yet? No. Please, continue. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 No. Please, continue. Posts there are so far beyond context, some of TwiLyght's crack ships have been blamed for the phenomenon of dark flow. I'm running out of astrophysical ways to say "the Question thread is weird." 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Posts there are so far beyond context, some of TwiLyght's crack ships have been blamed for the phenomenon of dark flow. I'm running out of astrophysical ways to say "the Question thread is weird." Okay, okay, I put the post back. Happy now? (I'm not actually annoyed. Like I said, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.)
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Okay, okay, I put the post back. Happy now? (I'm not actually annoyed. Like I said, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.) Thank you. * upvotes post and tries to remember how he was going to respond to it * (Sorry you didn't get enough sleep. Trying to go through a day exhausted or groggy really sucks. )
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Thank you. * upvotes post and tries to remember how he was going to respond to it * (Sorry you didn't get enough sleep. Trying to go through a day exhausted or groggy really sucks. ) Happens every Monday. I work afternoons most of the week, but I have the morning shift on Mondays, which means I wake up at 5 as opposed to 7 or 8. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I am quite certain now that the Dread Book of Faces has achieved self-awareness. It has now twice in the space of a month said out of the blue, "Hey! Do you know this person?" and the answer has been, "Yeessss.....but how do you know that?" I have seen Skynet, and it is Facebook. The fate of humanity balances on a thin thread of keeping it entertained with silly kitty memes. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Okay, okay, I put the post back. Happy now? (I'm not actually annoyed. Like I said, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.) Wait, are you telling me that there's a legion of posts from you I haven't seen because you hid them to fast.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Wait, are you telling me that there's a legion of posts from you I haven't seen because you hid them to fast. I plead the Fifth Amendment.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I plead the Fifth Amendment. And I plead the Third Amendment.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) And I plead the Third Amendment. My army of bodiless ninjas doesn't count. I plead the Second. Edited May 18, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 My army of bodiless ninjas doesn't count. I plead the Second. I am allowed to post as many emoticons as I want. I plead the First. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I am allowed to post as many emoticons as I want. I plead the First. You can't ask me how many sets of emoticons I have hidden in my basement. I plead the Fourth. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 You can't ask me how many sets of emoticons I have hidden in my basement. I plead the Fourth. Who is this person accusing us of overusing emoticons? I demand my right to face the accuser, as per the Sixth. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) Who is this person accusing us of overusing emoticons? I demand my right to face the accuser, as per the Sixth. Really, the sixth? What's next, you're going to ruin all of us by creating the seventh? Edited May 18, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Really, the sixth? What's next, you're going to ruin all of us by creating the seventh? We must all plead the Tenth. It's our only hope. 1
Quiver he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) We must all plead the Tenth. It's our only hope. The Eighth could do it, if someone would just give it a chance. Edited May 18, 2015 by Quiver
Delightful Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 As the poor Australian Sanderfan here, I plead the 16th!
Kasimir he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 Argh. I completely forgot to do the essay in my scholarship application and now it's killing me. Geez. Can I plead the 32nd?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 As the poor Australian Sanderfan here, I plead the 16th! The income tax amendment? I'd plead for it to be repealed.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I plead the 408th: "All mankind shall bow in reverence and obedience to the great Qua-Zulloth, pledging our blood, tears, and sinews towards his dark causes." The 2300s are a rough century, but very quotable. 4
Quiver he/him Posted May 18, 2015 Posted May 18, 2015 I plead the 408th: "All mankind shall bow in reverence and obedience to the great Qua-Zulloth, pledging our blood, tears, and sinews towards his dark causes." The 2300s are a rough century, but very quotable. Tell me about it. Still, only twenty more years to go!
Kestrel she/her Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 So We have this carton of Blue Bell ice cream from during the Listeria scare that we bought before they recalled it all. And my dad has gotten really sick of staring at it in the freezer. So yesterday he goes "screw it, I'm gonna eat some and see what happens." Well, guess who got a stomach ache yesterday. It appears to be gone now but. That ice cream. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 I'm watching Frozen with my grandmother. She laughed out loud when Hans betrayed Anna and said "Oops, too late" when Anna froze. This is the same woman who shouted in rage at all the funny moments on The Incredibles. I don't think she knows how to movie. 5
Delightful Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 The income tax amendment? I'd plead for it to be repealed. Oh is that what that is?
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