Quick Fix 74: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

The Suspicious Man squinted at the small sphere, suspicious that it was just a regular metal ball. "I've never heard of such a device. Prove that it works as you say, and I might retract my vote. Especially since Tomias is supiciously silent and still in this liminal time."

[Experience he/him]

Exp laughs. "To prove it's true, I'd have to kill you all. If you're okay with that, then I guess I am as well."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

34 minutes ago, Kasimir said:

Speccing this one please. Life's a bit too busy to commit to more things at the moment and I do need to crunch the last of the results in a timely manner.

Good luck with that demonic ping pong!

I'll spectate for now. If you need more players I can probably switch.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

6 hours ago, KelsierApologist said:

Question: If you double-post and it does that combine-y thing, does it count as one or two?

Btw, Kas is a worrywart

If it merges, one, if it doesn't two. If it accidentally doesn't merge, I will let editing into the previous post and hiding the offender slide. Don't abuse it and I'll be nice.

Also, appreciating the roleplay, feels like an old Sign-ups thread again.

[Araris Valerian he/him]

15 hours ago, The Unknown Flame said:

I'll tell you the identity of your Impartial Moderator when they come down from their lofty group chat to tell me.

I’m willing to de-loft myself so long as you have a porch with attached rocking chair for me to be impartial from.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

7 minutes ago, Experience said:

Exp laughs. "To prove it's true, I'd have to kill you all. If you're okay with that, then I guess I am as well."

"I'm Koloss-Blooded," he blatantly lied, "I'll survive. So go ahead, prove it." He squinted suspiciously. Maybe this criminal wasn't lying. This might be a bad idea. "You could also toss it out the bubble and let it explode there. Can't hurt us inside the bubble, and then you'll be able to prove you're not bluffing."

1 hour ago, The Unknown Flame said:

Also, appreciating the roleplay, feels like an old Sign-ups thread again.

That's the idea! Get these minor Role-plays stared again to keep engagement going.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

1 hour ago, Araris Valerian said:

I’m willing to de-loft myself so long as you have a porch with attached rocking chair for me to be impartial from.

I need someone to scare away the youngsters. They can stick to the complicated games  Trial by fire is an SE tradition.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I’ll sign up as Johnny Goodman, who is definitely not an undercover cop. Even if the last gang he was in mysteriously got arrested by an inside source. Just forget about it…

[Aeternum]

I am indeed entertained by the tags  

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

8 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

I’ll sign up as Johnny Goodman, who is definitely not an undercover cop. Even if the last gang he was in mysteriously got arrested by an inside source. Just forget about it…

Always good to see a fellow not-undercover-lawman, if you get caught, try not to put any suspicion on my would you? There's a Good Man, thanks.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

1 hour ago, Aeternum said:

I am indeed entertained by the tags  

I do, in fact, want crackers

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

They slowly get more unhinged.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Will appear on the doc 

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

36 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Will appear on the doc 

How many pages can you commit to single handedly writing? We're going for a record here so we're going to need you on A(eo)+ behavior 

[Experience he/him]

7 hours ago, A Joe in the Bush said:

"I'm Koloss-Blooded," he blatantly lied, "I'll survive. So go ahead, prove it." He squinted suspiciously. Maybe this criminal wasn't lying. This might be a bad idea. "You could also toss it out the bubble and let it explode there. Can't hurt us inside the bubble, and then you'll be able to prove you're not bluffing."

That's the idea! Get these minor Role-plays stared again to keep engagement going.

An eyebrow slides up Exp's forehead. "You think I'm stupid? If I toss this y'all got no reason not to shoot me no more."

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, The Unknown Flame said:

How many pages can you commit to single handedly writing? We're going for a record here so we're going to need you on A(eo)+ behavior 

They did a statistic on this actually:

Spoiler

 

[OoklaApologist She/her]

16 hours ago, A Joe in the Bush said:

I'm Koloss-Blooded," he blatantly lied, "I'll survive. So go ahead, prove it." He squinted suspiciously. Maybe this criminal wasn't lying. This might be a bad idea. "You could also toss it out the bubble and let it explode there. Can't hurt us inside the bubble, and then you'll be able to prove you're not bluffing."

“Sure you are,” the enforcer said. “Look, that’s a noseball,” he continued, while grabbing onto the ball’s side and giving it a halfhearted tug, “If our fellow here can give us a reason it’s not, we’ll believe him.”

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

10 hours ago, Experience said:

An eyebrow slides up Exp's forehead. "You think I'm stupid? If I toss this y'all got no reason not to shoot me no more."

"Well, you are a criminal, so yes I assumed you were stupid." In fact, Exp was proving to be suspiciously smart for a criminal. It was becoming more clear to The Suspicious Man that Exp was definitely the turncoat. Who else would be smart enough to bring contingency grenades after selling out their gang to a rival?

1 hour ago, KelsierApologist said:

“Sure you are,” the enforcer said. “Look, that’s a noseball,” he continued, while grabbing onto the ball’s side and giving it a halfhearted tug, “If our fellow here can give us a reason it’s not, we’ll believe him.”

He squinted at the orb. Was it a noseball? He'd never actually played the game, though he knew other officers did, even despite the ban. "Sure, but if he does prove it, what do we do? We can't just ignore a grenade in such close corners."

[xxGaea They/Them, Fae/Faer]

53 minutes ago, A Joe in the Bush said:

"Well, you are a criminal, so yes I assumed you were stupid." In fact, Exp was proving to be suspiciously smart for a criminal. It was becoming more clear to The Suspicious Man that Exp was definitely the turncoat. Who else would be smart enough to bring contingency grenades after selling out their gang to a rival?

He squinted at the orb. Was it a noseball? He'd never actually played the game, though he knew other officers did, even despite the ban. "Sure, but if he does prove it, what do we do? We can't just ignore a grenade in such close corners."

The Nameless Whisper eyed the bickering trio, flipping a coin into the air as she thought. If Exp was telling the truth, they would need to dispose of him unexpectedly, so he didn't have time to set off his little bomb. "Leave him be--using the draw of the cards to decide who to kill is a flawed plan. For all we know, you stacked the deck and are the turncoat yourself."

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

I haven't done SE before, but I'd like to give it a shot 
I'll join as Billy Joe, a pewterarm who tends to consume 50% of the gang's food supplies. He's also a talented chef and sometimes makes food for the gang.

Billy Joe reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of tater tots and popped them into his mouth. If they were gonna die today, at least he would die full

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

22 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I haven't done SE before, but I'd like to give it a shot 
I'll join as Billy Joe, a pewterarm who tends to consume 50% of the gang's food supplies. He's also a talented chef and sometimes makes food for the gang.

Billy Joe reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of tater tots and popped them into his mouth. If they were gonna die today, at least he would die full

Welcome!

Make sure you check out our Welcome Thread!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

31 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I haven't done SE before, but I'd like to give it a shot 
I'll join as Billy Joe, a pewterarm who tends to consume 50% of the gang's food supplies. He's also a talented chef and sometimes makes food for the gang.

Billy Joe reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of tater tots and popped them into his mouth. If they were gonna die today, at least he would die full

Twice Fooled Once Crazy (Who had decided that he would be called Foss) widened his eyes and sighed.

[Experience he/him]

Exp remains silent, but doesn't let anyone touch the grenade, holding it back when one of the others tries to touch it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Johnny pulls out a notebook and definetly does not start writing down what everyone is saying. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

13 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

I haven't done SE before, but I'd like to give it a shot 
I'll join as Billy Joe, a pewterarm who tends to consume 50% of the gang's food supplies. He's also a talented chef and sometimes makes food for the gang.

Billy Joe reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of tater tots and popped them into his mouth. If they were gonna die today, at least he would die full

Oh if you're joining I guess I have to sign up for this too

Fun fact I'm an old hat in this lmao