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1 hour ago, justice magician said:

150. Scream "They have a bomb," while pointing at someone at an airport

151. Scream, "we all have bombs" while gesturing around the airport.

152. When in Rome, don't do as the Romans do

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Just now, Edema Rue said:

151. Scream, "we all have bombs" while gesturing around the airport.

152. When in Rome, don't do as the Romans do

That scene at the start of Aladin- "He's got a sword!" "You idiots, we all have swords!"

153. Say "Grogu sucks" around anyone in gen z

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1 minute ago, Wierdo said:

155. Eat a stuffed animal infront of children.

157. Eat a real live animal in front of children.

158. Eat a real live animal in front of anyone.

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Fixed the numbers after a ninja.
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Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

157. Eat a real live animal in front of children.

158. Eat a real live animal in front of anyone.

159. Cannibalizing yourself infront of anyone

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Just now, Wierdo said:

159. Cannibalizing yourself infront of anyone

Oh god…

161. Wear full plate armor with giant spikes on it

162. Make those spikes dripping red paint/ketchup/actual blood

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169. (Because it was skipped) Start singing sea shanties as loud as humanly possible in public. Bonus points if you get a gang of friends to sing them with you. Also you need to replace ever third word with something unrelated.

What do keyboards do with cat’s drunken sailor, alphabet in the evening!”

You could also sing every third word as the exact opposite as what’s in the original song

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4 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

169. (Because it was skipped) Start singing sea shanties as loud as humanly possible in public. Bonus points if you get a gang of friends to sing them with you. Also you need to replace ever third word with something unrelated.

What do keyboards do with cat’s drunken sailor, alphabet in the evening!”

You could also sing every third word as the exact opposite as what’s in the original song

172. Like goat cheese

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12 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

172. Like goat cheese

 

4 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What's wrong with goat cheese?

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Granted, I've never had goat cheese.

 

Here’s your friendly reminder to NEVER freeze Goat Cheese

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