125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Inspired by @RoyalBeeMage:

This is just our attempt to compile a list of 125257 ways to get people to avoid you like the plague. Just list one and number it.

Example (And first post)

1. Eat a peanut-butter and ham sandwich with a fork and knife.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2. Talk about politics. And by that I mean only talk about politics. 

(so are you looking to make someone avoid you like the plague...?)

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3. talk to a normal person about obscure cosmere facts. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4. Talk to a COSMERE person about normal world facts.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

5. read the wheel of time in public.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6. Hang from an industrial fan while it spins with your pet monkey on your back.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

6. Hang from an industrial fan while it spins with your pet monkey on your back.

7. act like a monkey while at a posh dinner.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

7. act like a monkey while at a posh dinner.

8. Act like a posh dinner while at a monkey.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

8. Act like a posh dinner while at a monkey.

9. act like a dinner at a posh monkey

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

9. act like a dinner at a posh monkey

10. Act like a posh while at a dinner monkey.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

11. be a banana while a a dinner monkey

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

12. Never stop screaming.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, One of the Ten Fools said:

12. Never stop screaming.

13. never stop screaming like a posh while at a dinner monkey.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

12. Never stop screaming.

14. Rick Roll a person who is screaming.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

14. Rick Roll a person who is screaming.

15. rick roll anyone in 2024...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

15. rick roll anyone in 2024...

16. Follow trends.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

16. Follow trends.

17. follow old/outdated trends.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

17. follow old/outdated trends.

18. Don't follow trends.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

19. creating a whole novella to explore your forum's rp's main character's backstory

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

25 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

19. creating a whole novella to explore your forum's rp's main character's backstory

20. Having a forum rp main character

[Edema Rue she/her]

21. Be Eddie. People avoid the weird

Edited May 7, 2024 by Edema Rue

[Experience he/him]

22. Tell people the story of purple passion. IYKYK

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

21. Be Eddie. People avoid the weird

23. Correct people all the time. If that's true, Eddie, then you've already disproven that people avoid the weird. 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

24. Play trumpet annoyingly

[Wierdo he/him]

25. be me irl and only have like, 4 good friends.

Edited May 7, 2024 by Wierdo