125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

you're lucky you're still my shardbuddy after that

48. say "that's it" from the back of a classroom and reach into your backpack

i like running, ok?

51. Be constantly running.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

47. scream before and after every sentence you say

(this thread involves much screaming so far lol)

Most people don’t like screaming, so they avoid people who are screaming.

52. Every time someone says a person’s name (change it each day so they don’t know who it is. For bonus points make it a very important person in your or their life), scream loudly and jump on their back.

Edited May 7, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

i like running, ok?

51. Be constantly running.

NO. NOT OKAY. RUNNING IS DEATH.

53. Like Fortnite

Edited May 7, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

NO. NOT OKAY. RUNNING IS DEATH.

52. Like Fortnite

That’s 53, sorry

Also I agree, Fortnite players are not my cup of tea.

Skip Me

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

That’s 53, sorry

Also I agree, Fortnite players are not my cup of tea.

Skip Me

I edited it 

54. Dislike Minecraft

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

55. Be a suck-up

[Immortal Platypus]

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

21. Be Eddie. People avoid the weird

Eddie. You realize that people don't avoid you like the plague, right? For example, our mutual short friend, our mutual violent acquaintance, Athena, etc. Need I go on?

[Experience he/him]

7 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

47. say that you enjoy the fitness gram pacer test.

But i do...

56. Tell people you hate dogs.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

57. Actually play the games in those mobile game ads seriosly, not just trying to act dumb. (I sometimes download one for like five minutes just to speedrun it as best I can)

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

But i do...

56. Tell people you hate dogs.

A FELLOW CRAZY PERSON!

58. Tell people you hate cats.

Edited May 7, 2024 by TheRavenHasLanded

[Through the Living Hope]

59. show off your breakdancing "skills" in the middle of class

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

60. Start yelling at anyone for getting within 15 feet of you.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Don't hate on running... but too be fair,

61. do distance running. I have personal experience.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

62. When you walk, move your hands in sync with your legs. (Right leg forward, right arm forward, etc.)

[Edema Rue she/her]

40 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Eddie. You realize that people don't avoid you like the plague, right? For example, our mutual short friend, our mutual violent acquaintance, Athena, etc. Need I go on?

Ooooohhhh I assumed we were getting NORMAL people to avoid us like the plague. 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

21 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

Don't hate on running... but too be fair,

61. do distance running. I have personal experience.

rude.

[Experience he/him]

52 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

Don't hate on running... but too be fair,

61. do distance running. I have personal experience.

I get that lots of people don't enjoy it, but people don't generally avoid me because I run marathons...

63. Insulting people when you don't agree with them.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

21 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Ooooohhhh I assumed we were getting NORMAL people to avoid us like the plague. 

A common mistake. 

Nah fr though.

64. Lose the game and ping someone to make them lose the game. @TheFrugalWizard mwehehehehe

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

65. Claim you've won the game.

[Edema Rue she/her]

12 minutes ago, Experience said:

I get that lots of people don't enjoy it, but people don't generally avoid me because I run marathons...

63. Insulting people when you don't agree with them.

66. Insulting people when you do agree with them.

Edited May 7, 2024 by Edema Rue
Ninja’d :P

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

66. Insulting people when you do agree with them.

67. Agreeing with peoples insults to you

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

67. Agreeing with peoples insults to you

sigh

68. Disagreeing with people insults to you

[Through the Living Hope]

69. making puns *sigh*

[Mags she/they]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

sigh

68. Disagreeing with people insults to you

70. Insult people who disagree with people who insult you

Edited May 7, 2024 by justice magician

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, justice magician said:

70. Insult people who disagree with people who insult you

71. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy because everyone is my enemy